熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第1577章 眼托兒?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                怎么到了江南手里就變成了妙不可言的絕活了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴直接被江南這一手按的爽到飛起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼看身份信息都套的差不多了,已經沒有什么剩余價值可以利用了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也就不再耽擱,而是嬌笑道:“準備好了么?接下來該進入正題了呦~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴咽了口唾沫:“我本以為這手法就已經天下無敵了,沒想到還有更刺激的吶?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咯咯直笑:“是啊~畢竟光采奪目我可是專業的!肯定包您上天就是了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的達巴已經饑渴難耐了,滿眼興奮:“整!趕緊整!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南倒也不客氣,直接從身后掏出兩只小火罐,啪啪的兩聲就扣在了達巴的眼珠子上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                左旋拔除!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小火罐的超強吸力下,達巴直感覺自己全身的疲憊都被吸走了,爽到爆好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,芙蕾雅跟武藏他們都瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                靠!他丫的真的在給獨眼種的眼珠子拔罐啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這股來自東方的神秘力量算是讓你給發揚光大了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                都給外星人拔上罐了,還往眼珠子上拔?
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛給拔上,江南就心中一驚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                猴餅干的作用時間到,江南沒法再維持獨眼種的形象,外貌逐漸恢復成人類形態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在小火罐起到了效果,兩罐下去雖然沒把達巴的眼睛給拔出來,卻給他拔瞎了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒發現江南顯露原型!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的達巴不禁驚恐起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?O)?“你這爽是爽,可我怎么黑屏了?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南冷笑:“是么?更爽的還在后面呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著又是一罐拔下去,達巴的柚子眼直接被拔了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒了本體的達巴躺在床上沒了動靜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柚子眼+1!
                
            
            

            
                    
                宮崎額頭暴汗:(¬﹏¬????)“還真是光采奪目!咱這應該是正宗的黑店吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                是不要錢!要命啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                真包上天啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                每做一次眼保健操,就會有一只獨眼種失去眼睛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒有買賣,就沒有殺害?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南擦了擦額頭的熱汗:“也還好了!至少是爽死的!這個達巴,誰要演?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻頓時舉手,滿臉興奮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o???)?“我我我!我要演!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                見千本櫻如此自告奮勇,江南也就讓她去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給她吃了足量的小布丁,還有狗餅干,讓她可以打破種族隔膜變化!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻就興高采烈的抱著失去本體的達巴去隔間里變身了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙交代:“變的像一點嗷,別露餡了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶.?︶*)“哎呀!放心好啦!必然一毛一樣啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                之所以給千本櫻吃狗餅干,主要是因為狗餅干的副作用不算大,幾乎對日常生活沒什么影響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不像是龍,猴餅干什么的,副作用的威力都…
                
            
            

            
                    
                想到這里,江南猛的一個激靈,小臉兒微白!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                一股生物的本能不由自主的迸發而出,此刻江南的手奇癢無比,已經快要控制不住他至己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼神在張三宮崎武藏的身上來回徘徊,猶豫不決!
                
            
            

            
                    
                猴餅干的副作用可是偷桃啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                的確能看透小核桃的內心,無形中裝了一波,但自己怎么忘了這茬啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不!我要克制!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我堂堂南神,世界最強鉆,就連自己的本能都克制不了,還怎么維護世界和平!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鋼牙緊咬的江南連忙吃了塊虎餅干壓壓驚,額頭上浮現了一個金色的王字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                威嚴頓起,連忙恢復成江老板娘的模樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唯忍而已!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見這一刻,達巴櫻滿臉興奮的從隔間里跑了出來,真達巴已經被她丟異度空間了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙跑到江南跟前顯擺起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o?????)*??“吶吶吶~看我變的像不像?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我可是連丁點細節都沒放過!完全按達巴變的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻把頭偏向一旁,表情極不自然!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???)“像!挺像的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴櫻皺眉:(??)“你看都不看一眼?沒有你這么敷衍的啊!你就看一眼嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著跑到江南跟前轉圈圈,還叉著腰晃來晃去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南臉憋的通紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                別在老子跟前晃悠,我真憋不住了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是你逼我的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                忍無可忍,無需再忍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,江南罪惡的小手閃電般的探出,直奔達巴櫻的要害掏去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴櫻還是一副得意臉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶?)“我跟你們說嗷,獨眼種們竟然也是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見千本櫻的表情瞬間僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                機械式的低頭看了眼自己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南的手狠狠的掏在了自己的要害上,而這要害還是自己剛用小布丁變出來的…
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南一臉滿足的小表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ????)?(?|||)!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                朝掏桃!夕死足矣啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                得償所愿了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,張三三人都驚恐的后退了一步,面色煞白,抖成了篩糠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                六花捂臉:(?).?(ヾ)“芽兒~大膽!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅眼角直抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒﹏⌒;)“雖說怕變的不一樣暴露身份,但也不用連這種細節都要親手檢查一下的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯張大了嘴巴:∑(°口°?)“你…你cos的這么全面的么?啥硬件都帶啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見達巴櫻張大了嘴巴,臉直接紅成了大蘋果,下一刻又變成了青色!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “咿呀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲高八度的驚叫聲響徹月空!整個人都趴在地上蜷縮成了一團!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ????)“撒手!撒手啊你!還掏!知道我是用什么變的么你就掏!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這就是你打招呼的方式么?我咬死你啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                縮成一團的達巴櫻張口就要咬江南的胳膊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不愧是吃了狗餅干的,現在就有臨床表現了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙縮手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?)?“不…不好意思嗷!我得了一種不掏桃就會死病,啊哈~啊哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴櫻疼的原地磕頭直打滾兒,怨氣值都刷飛了,滿臉氣憤的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你得的都是些什么挨揍沒人拉著的病?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一下,該不會給我掏壞了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我剛擁有就失去了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “可惡!我千本櫻的一世英名,毀于一旦吶,就不該100%Cos的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個沒忍住樂出了聲,神特喵毀于一旦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自千本櫻的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你還笑,我給你拼了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間一個彈跳從地上沖起,雙手直奔著江南脖頸掐去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:“吼哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                強敵來襲一聲吼!該要吼時就要吼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吼出來的一瞬間,一股王霸之氣擴散!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南仿佛世界之主,這方星空的王!
                
            
            

            
                    
                極致的威壓沖擊心神,前沖的千本櫻雙腿頓時一軟!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吧嗒一聲跪在江南跟前…
                
            
            

            
                    
                場中頓時宛如死一般的寂靜,達巴櫻雙手保持著前掐的姿勢,卻跪在地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柚子一般的大眼中滿是懵批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個沒忍住,抬手就戳了達巴櫻的眼睛一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                插眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見達巴櫻被江南直接戳的飆淚,眼睛血紅,捂著眼睛在地上瘋狂打滾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???)?“啊啊啊!我的眼睛!眼睛哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自千本櫻的怨氣值+1001!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿臉得意:“哼哼!跟我斗?能被我掏是你的榮幸!不然你這輩子都不會擁有這種體驗!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有你們!呃…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一回頭,表情一僵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見不光是達巴櫻跪了,六花夜鶯武藏宮崎他們在這狹小的屋子里足足跪了一圈兒…
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個的臉都黑了,怨氣值瘋狂刷新!
                
            
            

            
                    
                張三眼角直抽:(??????????? ?)?“南神!您老輕易還是別開嗓了,波棱蓋疼!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我跪跪也就算了!畢竟人家道天什么的,也是要面子的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                武藏鋼牙緊咬:(?)′-益-`)“我這輩子除了跪過我老婆,你是第一個啊你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                宮崎:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                咋的?你還挺驕傲?
                
            
            

            
                    
                芙蕾雅跪在地上,完全不在乎面子什么的,自從被曝光以后,她就已經破罐子破摔了好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? .???)“都說女神膝下有黃金,所以我身上掛著的這些是不是就歸我了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?? ?)……
                
            
            

            
                    
                滿臉氣憤的千本櫻爬起來還想報仇,可看江南一張嘴,頓時就慫了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哼哼!等著啊你!本姑娘早晚掏回來啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“能讓你得逞才怪了,趕緊出去,別忘了你的任務!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒好氣的達巴櫻顫顫巍巍的捂著要害出了店鋪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛一出來,就見店鋪外等著不少翹首以盼的獨眼種,一個個都眼睛晶亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “咋樣啊兄弟?老板娘的眼保健操帶勁不?值不值得一試啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你咋這么快就出來了?到底行不行啊你?你捂著的地方…嘶~難不成?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見達巴櫻哆哆嗦嗦的豎起大拇指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們說呢?老板娘行!主要是我不行啊我!根本扛不住的好么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “快!誰來扶我一下?腿都軟的站不住了,下一刻跪在地上都說不定的啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                獨眼種們一聽,當時眼睛就亮了,都這樣了么都?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也太厲害了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                立馬有獨眼種好奇的湊過來問!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “具體是啥樣的眼保健操啊?給我們說說唄?分享下經驗!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                達巴櫻一臉深沉:(?? ?)?“我只能跟你們說,分好幾節!一節更比一節強!具體如何,還得要你們自己去體驗!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “反正這是我體驗過的最奈斯的眼保健操了!這眼保健操一條街!光采奪目妙妙屋稱第一,沒人敢稱第二!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的柚子級獨眼種群情激奮,顯然千本櫻這個眼托沒忘記自己打廣告的職責!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江老板娘則是適時的走了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有誰要試試么?光采奪目的呦~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???????)?“我我我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                也就是從這一天起,瞳城里多了一家眼保健操店,異軍突起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一躍成為整座瞳城中生意最為火爆的店鋪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而沒人知道,一場悄無聲息的陰謀也隨著光采奪目妙妙屋的開業而悄悄展開了!