熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2094章 尋找幸福?治獄行動

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南這一聲絕望的尖叫,著實嚇了眾人一跳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即衛生間里就傳來一陣叮咣的響聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登一聽,正在吐著鐵汁的嘴角勾起一抹弧度!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)“呵~雖然江南比我有種!但老子都這樣了,他也別想好!噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志跟蟲大蜣還以為江南咋了呢,連忙沖進衛生間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~?)?“兄弟!什么情況?你在鬼叫什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見這一刻的江南紅著眼睛,臉上汗如雨下,都把衛生間給拆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                四下尋找不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° 益 °|||)“沒了!沒了!怎么會沒的?我分明都藏好了的啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就藏在水箱里了,就這么一會兒功夫,就沒了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰特喵拿走了我的馬賽克啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志撓頭:?(?~?)“啥沒了?節操么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這下徹底慌了神!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?????益?????)?“啥沒了?幸福沒了啊!這下可虧大了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子這輩子就沒干過這么虧本的買賣啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要是自己越獄回去了,要怎么跟雪雪狼滅交代啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被人偷走了?被沖進下水道了?不能啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                根本沖不下去啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志嘆了口氣,上前拍了拍江南的肩膀:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶〃)?“都說了,不要跟他比,量力而行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這下完了吧?不過也不要傷心,回頭我把我的給你就是!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的臉更黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ?|||)誰要你的破玩意啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ò?ó)?“呔!你們還不回牢房!在這兒干啥呢?還不趕緊滾回去關著?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “江南!你怎么把衛生間給拆了?破壞公共設施是吧?還想關禁閉室?趕緊回去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間來了七八個獄卒,架著江南的胳膊就往回拖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻兩手不住的朝著衛生間抓著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益??)“幸福!到底是誰偷走了老子的幸福!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                衛生間自己都翻了一遍了,根本沒有啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自由活動時間一過,所有牢區都陷入了寂靜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們蹲在牢房里,興奮的回味討論著剛剛的生死臺大戰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡霸幫的臉算是丟盡了,金老二頭被擰下來不說,銀老三還被爆種了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南似乎更配惡霸這個稱謂的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且就連那兩只玻色體大爺都敢挑釁?
                
            
            

            
                    
                紛紛覺得這冥河死獄或許要變天了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這一刻,江南牢房里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南抱著肩膀,像是電線桿子一般杵在原地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                坐也不坐著,臉奇黑無比!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這種狀態已經持續三小時了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                搞的黑鋼大氣都不敢喘一下,南神老大這是干啥呢啊?入定么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                想想剛剛江南的表現,越想越害怕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想著以后都要做江南的室友,黑鋼的臉就更黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己可得好好表現才行,爭取日子過的舒坦點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是朝著江南身后走去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●′﹏`●)“南神老大?床鋪好了!您要不上去躺一會兒?我給您按摩放松下?舒緩下戰斗的疲勞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “別看我這樣,手法那可是相當…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,黑鋼就見江南的48號大腳丫子以一個極其驚悚的姿態朝著自己的面龐踹來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡風撲面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見黑鋼被江南一個尥蹶子當場踹飛,重重的轟在牢房墻壁上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上面又多了一張屬于黑鋼的痛苦面具!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南回頭,嘴角直抽,馬餅干副作用可還沒過,這個時候站我后面?
                
            
            

            
                    
                找踹么不是?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“去沖著墻角,抱頭蹲好!老子心情不好,別來煩我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼掙扎著從地上爬起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●?ˇ?ˇ?)“得嘞!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一溜煙的跑到墻角捏著耳垂蹲好,臉上一張大鞋印子,滿臉委屈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                伴君如伴虎哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一陣磨牙,到底誰拿走了我的馬賽克?
                
            
            

            
                    
                保潔的?還是囚犯?囚犯誰特喵閑著沒事翻水箱啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這不翻車了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                牛馬筆的作用下,拆下來的馬賽克丟失,可是沒法解除打碼的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想長也長不回來,這要是丟了,一輩子都沒有了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己那不就真成江大騸人了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                幸福丟失的第三個小時,江南的心中更加空虛了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                也不知道我的幸福現在在哪兒!冷不冷!穿的好不好…
                
            
            

            
                    
                越想江南就越傷心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就是作弊的代價么?可惡哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就算是把整座冥河死獄翻個底朝天!也一定要找到自己的幸福啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眸光閃爍:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“鋼子!衛生間平時都是誰在打掃?我進衛生間之后!又有誰去衛生間了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼疑惑:(●?????)????“衛生間么?平日里都是囚犯負責打掃的啊?但放飯期間不是打掃時間!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “您去衛生間之后,我也沒注意啊?光顧著欣賞您的颯爽英姿了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉氣急敗壞,來到墻角,背對著黑鋼就是一陣瘋狂尥蹶子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “誰讓你欣賞我來的?怎么不看衛生間?要你有何用?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼抱頭,欣賞您的颯爽英姿也不行?誰特喵閑著沒事看衛生間啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個人他不講理的,他就是想打我吧他?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南沒好氣道:“監控呢?我怎么才能看到走廊監控?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一提起這個,黑鋼就是一個激靈:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????)“噓~噓呀!可不敢說這個!監控室咱們看不到的!全是幽冥獄卒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “再說!除了放飯那會兒的自由活動時間,其余時間咱們都要被關在牢房里的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “想出都出不去!這可是強相合金,再說就算是咱有招出去,白天有幽冥獄卒巡邏,被發現了關禁閉室都是輕的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “半條命都要被打沒的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖說囚犯中不乏硬茬子,但幽冥族身體素質個個變態,一起上的拳腳相加,還真不是一般人能抗住的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己剛進來沒幾天,溜去監控室風險太大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那就只能挨個囚犯問問了,那么多人在場,就不信沒人注意到誰拿走了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且要不是金老二銀老三,自己能丟了幸福?
                
            
            

            
                    
                他萊萊的!欠老子的水晶也不給?
                
            
            

            
                    
                要是找不回來幸福,一個個都別想好,老子掀了幽冥死獄啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “晚上呢?晚上也有獄卒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼點頭:“有倒是有,只不過會少很多!只要動靜小點的話…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拄著下巴:( ?° ? ?°)“那就晚上行動!你做好準備!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                行什么動?動我么?要我做好心理準備!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼閉眼,眼角流下一滴清淚,終究還是到了這一天么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                開人者人恒開之啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                時間一晃就到了深夜,江南根本睡不著,一門心思都在自己的幸福上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的黑鋼已經蹲在墻角睡著了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南上前就給扒拉醒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “準備好!要開始了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼一怔,隨即嘆了口氣:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? )“行…行吧!就是溫柔點兒,我還是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(?ò皿ó)“溫柔你妹夫!扛著夸克球!別出聲!跟上!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間已經就來到了牢房墻壁前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼咽了口唾沫,不動我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟上?這是要去哪兒?牢房門可是鎖著的啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南直接從后面掏出一只牛馬筆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                調成牛筆模式,手都畫出了幻影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                直接在墻壁上畫出了一道大門!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后用筆頭一點!
                
            
            

            
                    
                門瞬間在墻壁上被具現化出來,江南一拉門把手,把門打開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跨步就走了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                左右看了看,沒有獄卒,暫且安全!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛益乛|||)“嘖~走啊?杵著干啥呢?一會兒來人了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼已經完全懵批了,什么鬼啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這大哥在墻上畫了個門,然后門就變成真門了?還踏馬打開了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(@ロ@|||)“這這這…不科學!你這他我…臥槽!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼話都說不利索了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“跟上!告訴你!嘴巴嚴點!跟著哥混!老子來這兒就是度假來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “混的好了!帶你出去浪!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼眼睛已經在冒光了,毫不懷疑江南所說的啊,能隨便在墻上開門?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這冥河死獄豈不是想跑就跑了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙扛起五只夸克球,跟在江南的屁股后面就出了牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南回頭關門,用筆頭在門上雙擊了兩下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那門驟然消失,恢復成了在墻壁內側的涂鴉,隨即就連涂鴉也蒸發消失了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                完全看不出痕跡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南人已經出牢房了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是江南在三天禁閉中開發出來的小用法!
                
            
            

            
                    
                牛筆模式下,具象化生成出來的東西,只要雙擊兩下,就會恢復成原來的涂鴉狀態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                涂鴉也會消失蒸發!
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙用還有很多,正經獎品不是一般的牛批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南就這么帶著黑鋼大搖大擺的在走廊里溜達起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼直感覺自己的心臟都要跳出來了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己進來這么多年,還是頭一次在夜里出了自己的牢房啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要這么刺激?這要被發現就廢了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而兩人剛走過一個拐角,轉角就遇到了愛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟一個幽冥獄卒臉貼臉,差點沒親上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||??_??)(?_?|||)
                
            
            

            
                    
                幽冥獄卒眼珠子瞪的老大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||?益?)?“哎呦…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等他喊出來,江南直接一個大嘴巴扇了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ò益ó)?Σ(#)??3??)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啪”的一聲,給獄卒頭都扇歪了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不止扇了一下!而是左右開弓啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼下巴都砸在地上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?●●(#??口??)●●●?
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇!你是我爺啊!這就是你所謂的潛行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你這潛行的也太光明正大了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                碰上獄卒直接就大嘴巴子伺候?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬~¬)“瞅啥啊?扛著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼牙花子都在打顫,老子這算是上了賊船了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                毆打獄卒可還行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又把獄卒扛了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一邊走,一邊用熱情如火小手套扇獄卒嘴巴子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                移動扇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啪啪的脆響回蕩走廊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不少囚犯聽的都一陣火熱,也不知道哪個哥們兒,這么有活力么?半夜開整?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一直走到了一處牢房外!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ?ˇ?)“唔~記得大志說過,他住這兒的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間一邊扇嘴巴,一邊在墻上畫了個門!
                
            
            

            
                    
                點擊生成,抬手開門!然后兩人一溜煙的就進了門里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把獄卒丟外邊了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                回首雙擊門兩下,門恢復消失…
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄警一臉懵的站在走廊,捂著有些發麻的臉頰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?△?(#)“欸?晚上了?這么快?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼心臟病都快嚇出來了,扛著獄卒潛行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說你扇了人家那么多嘴巴子,就把人家丟外邊不管了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                他不干你的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而正在牢房里睡覺的王有志跟蟲大蜣卻懵了,從床上爬起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一臉懵批的看著墻上多了個門,進來了倆人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后門又沒了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(っ °Д °;)っ“江南?嘶~你…你咋過來的?瞬移啊你?你能用異能?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:“噓~我走過來的,開門就過來了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼捂臉:“我能作證!他真是走過來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志更懵了,開門?你丫的能開門?晚上還能隨便去別的牢房溜達?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這真的是來坐牢的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大晚上的找我來干啥啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一陣磨牙:(? ???益???)?“尋找丟失的幸福!順便開啟治獄行動!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間從后面掏出幾只啞麻袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                老大屁兜里還能裝麻袋的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志興奮的直搓手:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“就等你這個呢!開整!”