熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2109章 自身難保!監守自盜了?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                星羅的豪華五星級牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人宛如死尸一般躺在床上,頂著大大的黑眼圈,看向天花板上的水晶吊燈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??-??)…(?????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕已是深夜,兩人依舊無法安然入眠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                生怕睡著了之后,莫名挨揍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾:(??~?)“吶~星羅大人,咱們這樣真的安全么?我心里怎么還是感覺毛毛的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅瞪著眼睛:(??益??)“如果這樣都不安全的話,那還怎么安全?今天他要是敢來,他就廢了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾偏頭,只見床邊站著10位幽冥族的彪形大漢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正赤裸著上身,抱著肩膀把床圍了一圈兒,一個個宛如一座肌肉巨山!
                
            
            

            
                    
                盡職盡責的守護著星羅跟卡爾的人身安全!
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒小隊長獰笑一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (┘⊙~??~⊙ └)“星羅大人!卡爾大人!放心睡吧!有我們在這里守護,保你們能睡個安穩覺!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾:(??益??)!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是因為你們杵在這里,我特喵才睡不著啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬咋睡啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                萬一睡著了,江南沒來,你們再獸性大發,老子還活不活了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道這些幽冥族猛男獄卒當久了,還正不正常啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己跟星羅大人的后背上可是紋著出入平安,進退有序啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                某種程度上來講,這十個守著自己二人睡覺的大漢更加恐怖的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ﹏?? )“你們保證我倆睡著了之后不會變得滿頭大漢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒小隊長拍著胸脯:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (┘?~??~?└)“我保證你們不會難上加難!左右為難!進退兩難就是!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅:(??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么熟稔?這獄卒小隊長也不是什么好鳥啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時“吱呀~”一聲響,在寂靜的牢房里顯得格外突兀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南直接把門打開,看著杵在床邊的十位大漢也是額頭暴汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                空氣宛如死一般的寂靜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ?﹏ ˉ?)“你們這可真是自身難保啊?看來今晚的工作量還蠻大的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅跟卡爾瞬間瞪大了眼珠子,猛的抱在了一起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益?(?口?c)
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒小隊長瞪大了眼珠子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (┘?益?└)“江南?果…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剎那間,江南就消失在了原地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “瞬步!斬首?十連斬!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽牢房中響起一陣陣沉悶的斬擊聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                10只獄卒全部被江南斬的腦供血不足,眼前一黑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即麻袋套頭!黑鋼王有志蟲大蜣連忙沖上來麻痹控制!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼間的功夫,就已經控制全場!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些獄卒雖然強,但跟玖藍比起來就是渣渣了,江南就連玖藍都能敲的暈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                搞定這些獄卒太正常了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “才十個?有點不夠啊?看不起誰呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅瞪大了眼珠子剛要喊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑,手指放在唇邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ̄? ?  ̄??)“噓~不想死就把嘴閉上,敲羅打卡第二天!啊呦瑞嘞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾嚇得眼淚都快飆車出來了,但依舊改變不了要被打卡的事實!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上班時間到!給我電炮給我電炮~
                
            
            

            
                    
                電炮打卡!炮~炮~炮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我要電炮我要電炮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                電炮打卡!嗷嗷嗷~
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在江南打卡打的火熱之時,災厄區!
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡霸幫總部牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一身高十米的壯漢此刻正在閉目修煉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見其渾身肌肉拉絲,留著紫金色的寸頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                皮膚也呈紫金色澤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚人的是,這壯漢生有六條手臂,三顆腦袋,三頭的眉心上分別有日月星的印記!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此人并不是別人,正是惡霸幫老大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                其六只手每只手上都抓著一顆夸克球,手指輕松的扣入球中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                抓著球舉重練肌肉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                三只頭,一只在睡覺,一只在沉思,一只滿頭大汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下身單腳著地,瘋狂練習蹲起,甚至都把地板踩出了腳印!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這塔羅并不是一般的種族,而是數量極其稀少的荒神族,如今都快絕種,已經稱不上種族了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這塔羅同樣也擁有自己的室友!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是一個滿頭金色短發,扎著小辮子的陽光男孩,模樣跟人類相差無幾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                異常帥氣,種族正是仙音族!
                
            
            

            
                    
                其名索吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今正靠在墻邊,聽著傳來的敲擊聲,讀取工作匯報!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ????w????)“老大!說你呢!仨腦袋崩不出半個屁來,問你怎么處理呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “新來個人類叫江南,挺猛的,給老二老三都收拾了,都騎脖梗子拉屎了,不光給打了一頓,甚至還把所有的冥河水晶庫存也給搶走了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “他似乎不知道用什么辦法,半夜偷潛入進老二老三的牢房做的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “冥河水晶咱手里的也用沒了,后續也沒進貢的了,你要不要出面解決一下?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅其中一個腦袋瞪眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???口??)“我跟你說你不要太囂張嗷!分不清誰是大小王啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我才是老大!塔日羅,塔月羅一個在睡覺,一個在鍛煉,我在聊天,哪里是三個腦袋了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~?? ?)“要我說你就是有病,都是自己分的那么細干嘛?還分上一二三了,說實話跟你這么多年,我到現在也沒分清你這仨頭有什么差別!都一個吊樣子!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “說到底你們荒神族到底是什么原理?三個頭都能獨立思考?那其中一個得了腦血栓,會不會影響另外兩個頭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “親嘴的話,塔日羅親了,塔月羅跟塔星羅會不會有參與感?還是說會嫉妒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說你這…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?◣益◢)“你他萊萊的,嘰哩哇啦煩不煩人!有沒有參與感?這種事情試試不就知道了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅的目光不禁落在了索吶的身上,咽了口唾沫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶一個激靈,當即神情肅穆起來,張口吼道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?ò口ó)?“gei~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                路面不平一聲gei!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上帝聽了都流淚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一聲gei無比空靈,宛如來自天堂的上帝之音,自帶回響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅一個激靈,猛的驚醒,放棄了剛剛危險的想法!
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶這才松了口氣,好在老子有絕活,不然局勢不妙啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔日羅猛的被索吶的一聲“gei”給驚醒,抬手就錘了塔星羅一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“干踏馬啥呢?睡覺呢不知道啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔星羅瞪眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益?)“你打我?你有病啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔月羅:(?_? ?)“他打的嗷,跟我沒關系,剛剛那只手不是我控制的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見塔羅猛的抬起一只手,開始扣塔日羅的眼睛,而另一只手卻開始扣塔星羅的鼻孔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶:(?_? )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個人自己跟自己打起來了啊…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “喂!說正事呢!那個叫江南的怎么處理!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅一怔,隨即獰笑一聲:“自然是搞死!閉關苦修太久不露面,這冥河死獄似乎已經忘記老子是怎么當上惡霸幫老大的了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “明天下河?就是機會!正好能補充下冥河水晶的庫存!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “順帶問問,那江南是怎么無障礙穿梭在各牢房中的,這或許對咱們的計劃有用!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶嘴角直抽:“據說這江南上面還挺看重的,搞死能行?你也不怕…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅獰笑一聲:“怎么不行?老子還有什么好怕的?加刑么?多少年前就是無期徒刑了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶捂臉,也是,畢竟塔羅這一路可沒少搞死囚犯!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說怎么樣了?這些年冥河水晶你可是沒少用!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅瞇眼:“我覺得差不多了,我身為荒神族,身體素質不弱于幽冥族,甚至可以憑借身體素質在冥河中長期生存!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但精神力是我唯一的痛點,只要我的精神力能夠抗住幽冥族的攻擊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這冥河死獄中就沒什么能攔住我了!屆時計劃就可以啟動了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “凡阻我大計者,都要死!那個什么叫江南的也是一樣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這邊打完卡,刪完檔就下班了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給大志搞了一身帥氣的紋身后,轉頭還回自己牢房補了個回籠覺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                第二天一大清早,集合號就已經吹響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒們拎著鋼棍挨個牢房敲門!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “睡個屁睡,都給老子起來,今天除滔天級外,所有牢區的囚犯,都要去下河摸石頭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “全給我去破浪廣場集合,遲到的送沙包套餐一頓!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南起床,精神飽滿,哼著小歌去集合!
                
            
            

            
                    
                噠啦啦~(??? ? ??)?~????
                
            
            

            
                    
                下河摸石頭?渾水摸魚什么的我最擅長了!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                星羅五星級豪華牢房,集合號傳來,他們12人也一同被集合號吵醒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正常情況下,這沒什么問題!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可最大的問題是,星羅跟卡爾以及10只獄卒從同一張床上醒來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的星羅跟卡爾囚服破爛,只感覺渾身酸痛不能動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身上的傷勢比昨天更重了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?口?(?口?(#)“啊!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                土撥鼠的慘叫聲回蕩冥河死獄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅瞪眼驚叫道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?益?)“我就知道!就知道你們沒安什么好心吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “下去!全踏馬給我滾下去!說!是不是你們干的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻星羅跟卡爾的記憶還停留在左右為難,難上加難的那里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                再之后就什么都不知道了,醒來的時候就已經是早上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛睜眼就看到這一幕,再結合身上的酸痛,破爛的衣裳,這誰心態不崩潰啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒們也驚了,這什么情況?我們咋在床上睡著了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁連忙下床解釋:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(? ?? ﹏ ??)“事情不是你們想象的那個樣子,真不是我們干的啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我們啥也沒干!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾怒吼:Σ(≥口≤(#)“我呸!不是你們干的又是誰干的?說到底還不是干了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嗚~你們是禽獸,監守自盜啊你們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                本想著叫獄卒來護衛自己二人的安全,誰想到會是這么個結果啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                完了!我臟了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不干凈了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅捂臉,這日子老子是一天也過不下去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “他萊萊的!冥河死獄到底是怎么干的活?這就是傳說中的優待么?我呸啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我要上報,我要告狀,我要通知帝酬大人!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                實際上…江南也沒干啥,就單純的打了一頓星羅跟卡爾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后把所有人刪檔后一起丟在床上而已…
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個情況是江南萬萬沒想到的!