熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2098章 不同的牢房!同一個噩夢

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                即便是星羅大喊著不要也不好使啊,小火罐無情的落在了星羅的頭頂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                開啟拔除模式!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在江南幾次重復操作之下,星羅的兩只琉璃角徹底被拔了下來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光如此,江南甚至還在星羅全身上下拔了一百多個大罐包!
                
            
            

            
                    
                因為這樣打起來更疼嘛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的星羅不光角沒了,還一身大包,仿佛被一群馬蜂叮過似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當然,一旁的卡爾也是同樣的操作!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人徹底被揍慘了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                終于知道什么叫做人間地獄,什么叫做絕望了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                替玻色族背鍋就已經夠慘了,本以為能進監獄度個三百年的假!
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道剛過上半個月的好日子,就開始遭罪了啊!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                角角可是玻色族的門面,更是根基!
                
            
            

            
                    
                角沒了,這連下族都比不上了,以后要怎么出門見人啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                失去角角的同時,兩人眼里也失去了光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾求助似的望向星羅,瘋狂施以眼色!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在這情況要怎么辦啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅磨牙,還能咋辦?只能忍著,先讓江南把氣給出了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果能熬過今晚,聯系上幽冥典獄長,江南就廢了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以要竭盡全力的活下去啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人的怨氣值都刷爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(?ˉ?? ˉ?)“還蠻能扛的,加油!說不定一會兒我打厭倦了,就回去睡覺了呢~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅心中一萬匹駿馬奔騰,可也只能默默忍受!
                
            
            

            
                    
                今日之辱,他日必百倍奉還啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志嘖嘖咂嘴,江南夠狠的,知道怎樣才能最大程度的打擊兩人的意志!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那便是給予希望后,再破滅希望!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而黑鋼則是有些按捺不住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“大…大志哥?能讓我也打會兒么?玻色體什么的,我還沒打過呢,不知道啥手感!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶.?︶#)?“害!跟我還客氣尼瑪啊?來!這有空位!往大包上打!宣呼!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你丫的要不要用我來客氣啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                毆打依舊在繼續,不知道持續了多久,此刻的卡爾已經完全暈死過去,命都丟了一半兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而星羅也早已奄奄一息了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南站在星羅的身前,以居高臨下的姿態望著他,慢條斯理的戴上了熱情如火小手套!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “恭喜你,熬過來了!沒死!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但抱歉的是,你將忘記今晚發生的所有事情,以后每天,同樣的事情你都會再經歷一遍!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心!我會按時帶人來上班打卡的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅雙眼血紅,眼底已經徹底被恐懼吞噬,每天都要來一遍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                忘記一切?自己要是全忘了,那豈不是…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?3?(#)“不不不!你不能這么做!魔鬼!你這個魔鬼!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南燦爛一笑:“你沒權利拒絕!謝謝夸獎!從敵人口中聽到這兩個字眼,簡直是對我最大的褒獎!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啪”的一聲脆響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅的頭都被扇歪了,直接被大力扇暈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南左右開弓,分別為星羅跟卡爾刪檔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著渾身大包,模樣凄慘的二人,江南跟王有志又用牛馬筆在他們的身上即興創作了一番!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才將他們一把丟到了床上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拍了拍小手:“治獄行動完美結束,記得明天上班打卡,無節假日休息的嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼捂臉,這簡直筍到家了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志黑黑直笑:“想必明天會相當熱鬧!我已經迫不及待的想要天亮了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                行動結束后,四人分道揚鑣,偷摸回到了各自的牢房中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當然,路過的時候是有好好交過路費的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                房間里,江南睡意全無,在找到自己丟失的幸福之前,江南怕是不可能睡的著了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在那些搜刮來的冥河水晶都在江南這邊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這…這玩意咋用的?別說是放嘴里吃的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                香珠啥的自己還能接受的了,但這冥河水晶可不一樣啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼額頭暴汗:(??w?? ?)“那…那倒是不用,放在眉心上吸收就好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過您也別想著念力強了,就能在冥河死獄中使用了,用還是沒辦法用的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只有在冥河星域中土生土長的幽冥族,才能在這里使用精神力!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這么多年下來,囚犯們吸收掉的冥河水晶已經不少了,更有不少人精神力變得異常強悍,可也沒見誰能在冥河死獄里用出來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們用這冥河水晶,大部分是為了快樂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南聽的直咂嘴,好家伙!囚犯們不光身體素質強悍,精神力其實也很變態么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要是帶出去的話,那戰力還不得爆表啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓黑鋼把那些冥河水晶洗洗干凈,江南這才嘗試吸收!
                
            
            

            
                    
                將水晶置于眉心,其中蘊含的濃郁精神能量便朝著腦海中瘋狂流淌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間,江南就感覺到了精神的放松,仿佛無限美好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                雪雪狼滅米拉她們的面龐一一從自己的腦海中劃過,溫馨而又甜蜜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連嘴角都忍不住勾起一抹弧度!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可很快,一顆冥河水晶便能量耗盡,江南直感覺精神飽滿,紅光滿面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                腦海異常清醒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                猛的睜眼,卻發現自己依舊在牢房里,幸福還丟了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                巨大的落差感差點沒讓江南當場哭出聲來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得這些囚犯對冥河水晶如此愛不釋手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南倒不至于沉浸其中,只是看中了其提升精神力的作用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                日后越獄,免不了正面對抗幽冥族的情況!
                
            
            

            
                    
                精神力必須強大起來,哪怕是自己有雞湯在,可提升卻是有時限的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                萬一被偷襲來不及喝雞湯那可就翻車了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么強都不如自身強!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吸收冥河水晶可比直接用冥河能量修煉提升的那點精神力大多了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                很快收繳上來的冥河水晶被江南一晚上全部吸收!
                
            
            

            
                    
                精神力有了長足的提升,雖然比不上蘭斯那么變態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但絕對有能夠外放,隔空御物那樣的程度的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是在冥河死獄中用不了而已,但被動防御的強度也提升了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘖~就這么點哪兒夠用啊?得想招多弄些過來才行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的黑鋼看著都心疼,這么多冥河水晶一宿就用光了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我10年也用不上這么多啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果然!有錢人的快樂不是我能想象到的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                第二天一早,不少囚犯從“美夢”中醒來,驚恐的發現自己腫了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還特喵腫了好幾圈兒,甚至有的人臉上還帶著鮮紅的巴掌印未曾消退!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°ー°(?)“嘶~什么鬼?老子怎么腫成這樣?這是被人給打了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (ò益●(#)“呔!憋踏馬睡了!說!是不是你昨天趁我睡著打的我?好啊你?偷襲是吧?我說怎么昨晚做夢好像被人打了呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)?3●)“我呸!老子半夜閑著沒事打你干嘛?我有病啊?我去?我怎么也腫了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “演?你害演?這間牢房里就咱們兩個人,不是你動的手還能是誰?肯定是你打完我,為了洗脫嫌疑,自己打的自己吧?我就知道!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                牢房里,倆人吵起來,當場干架的也不在少數,都覺得是對方趁自己睡覺把自己給揍了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這樣的事情可不止一間牢房,而是幾乎全部的牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們很快就敲墻交流起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哎哎哎~我昨晚睡覺做噩夢,被人打了!結果早上起來真的腫了好幾圈!太可怕了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我也是!我牙都掉了,你說會不會是夢游…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,敲墻聲遍布整座冥河死獄,囚犯們驚恐的發現,幾乎所有人都做了同款的噩夢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且都特喵腫了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                紛紛疑惑到底發生了什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                與此同時,薩摩牢房!
                
            
            

            
                    
                金發天使哭著搖晃薩摩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(#)?3?)??“薩摩大哥!醒醒!你醒醒啊?見鬼了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩皺眉睜開眼睛,可只睜開了一條縫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)●┏~┓●)“嗯?怎么了?何事如此吵鬧?我睡會兒懶覺也不行么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而剛一睜眼,就見臉腫成豬頭,頭發亂如雞窩,容貌堪比如花的金發天使趴在床邊叫自己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哭的那叫一個梨花帶雨的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩滿臉驚恐,抬手一個大嘴巴子甩了過去:“鬼啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)●┏口┓●)?(#)??3??)噗~
                
            
            

            
                    
                金發天使當即被旋轉著抽飛,重重的砸在墻上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩一臉驚疑不定!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你是個什么孽障?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金發天使揉著臉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(?)?﹏?)??“我!是我!您的庫雅小天使啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩愕然:“庫雅?是你?你怎么被打成這樣?昨晚我夢游了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅一臉驚恐:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(#)?﹏?)??“不…不是,您也沒好到哪里去的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩撓頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)●┏??┓●)“我?我怎么了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這一撓不要緊,薩摩怎么感覺自己的腦袋凹凸不平,還有陣陣刺痛感傳來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個激靈,慌張的下床,跑到鏡子前照鏡子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一眼望過去,薩摩那宛如男高音一般的驚恐尖叫聲響徹冥河死獄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見薩摩的腦袋已經腫成了豬頭,頭頂百八十個大包,跟大佛似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼睛上被畫上了倆大黑眼圈,臉還有紋的縫針刀疤!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且臉頰上甚至還被畫上了一圈兒黑色的連毛胡子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手腕上畫著用簡單線條鉤勒的兒童手表!
                
            
            

            
                    
                脖頸紋著大金鏈子,胸口上甚至還有文字紋身!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那上面清楚的寫著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “厄??噩????額??,餓爸幫金老二!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “冥和死獄我最二!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩差點沒當場暈過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬什么!全是錯別字啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不會寫就憋寫,你踏馬還勾了?這是紋身!紋身啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                勾了重寫的也是錯的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵的餓爸幫啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這爸爸是因為筍都被你們奪走了所以才會被餓死的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而金發天使庫雅的表情更驚恐了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(#)?口?)??“薩摩大哥!你…你的背后也有!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩都快瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我背后是什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅哆嗦道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(?)益(ヾ)??“是…是一個扛著關公大刀的睜眼美少女戰士啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)●┏3┓●)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其雙眼暴瞪,當場倒地昏迷!這一定是在做夢對吧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一定是吧!