熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2099章 監獄暴亂了?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                然而這根本就不是夢,是真的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                掙扎著爬起來的薩摩滿眼絕望:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)??┏益┓??)“老子這幅尊容,要怎么出去見人啊靠!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我不要面子的啊?這玩意一定能擦掉的對吧?會不會是什么水溶性馬克筆畫的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                紅著眼睛的薩摩當即朝著掌心吐出兩坨口水,在身上,臉上一陣猛蹭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而都特喵蹭出火星子了,根本沒用,一點也擦不掉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                氣的薩摩把身上的晶體都摳下來了,可是紋身還在!
                
            
            

            
                    
                比小廣告還頑固!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “萊萊滴,怎么會擦不掉的?昨晚到底發生了什么?我怎么完全想不起來了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “庫雅!說!是不是你干的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅連忙舉手投降:“
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(#)??????3???????(#)??怎么可能是我,我哪里打的動您啊?我早上起來就發現自己這樣了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “會…會不會是半夜有人偷偷溜進來,趁著咱們熟睡…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩牙都快咬碎了:“怎么可能?先別說能不能做到,以老子的實力,被人搞成這個樣子還不醒?我是豬么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可除了這樣的解釋,根本解釋不通的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                真有人半夜進我牢房了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “糟!冥河水晶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩心中一緊,連忙檢查起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這一檢查不要緊,又是一聲宛如土撥鼠的慘叫回蕩冥河死獄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                靠靠靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這坨晃眼的馬賽克是怎么回事啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連庫雅都被驚的下巴砸在了地上,隨即擺手道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶.?︶(#)(?“害~薩摩大哥您可真會玩兒,咱倆什么關系?誰不知道誰啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還特地打上碼了不讓我看?您可真是的!大老爺們兒的害什么羞嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???┏益┓?? ?(#)“誰特喵的打碼了?老子什么也沒做啊?這…這怎么就變成這樣了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                馬賽克!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有沒有搞錯啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且自己藏的冥河水晶也不翼而飛了?昨晚到底發生了什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅也懵了,不是薩摩大哥打的碼?
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘶~那自己該不會也中招了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙細致的檢查起來,不多時也是一聲驚叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??(?口?(#)??“呀!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙問道:“什么情況?你身上也有紋身跟馬賽克?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅的表情也不知道驚喜還是難過!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??( ° △ °|||)??“我…我擁有了惡魔之眼吶!不信你看!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩被驚的后退兩步:“嘖~亂展示什么?看個屁!晦氣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                庫雅一臉的不可置信:“這可真是見了鬼了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己一直對惡魔之眼念念不忘,沒想到睡一覺起來就有了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                美夢成真?
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖說不是真的,是紋上去的,但還蠻形象的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                殊不知這正是王有志的杰作,昨天提筆創作,順便滿足了下庫雅那小小的心愿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩一拳砸在墻上,滿臉氣憤:“一定!一定是江南干的好事兒啊!他之前就莫名其妙的多了一身的霸氣紋身!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而且冥河水晶丟了,肯定是他來要賬了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你等著!等吃飯的!老子滅了你啊!我踏馬讓你餓爸幫?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自薩摩的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖然不知道江南怎么做到的,但就他嫌疑最大啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這邊的薩摩正在瘋狂碎碎念!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽走廊里又傳來一聲慘叫,是波登的聲音!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩心中一緊:“老三也中招了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登牢房里,只見波登抱著腦袋站在鏡子前,一臉驚恐的看著自己的尊容!
                
            
            

            
                    
                滿頭包,腫了三圈也就算了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臉上畫著山羊胡,兩只眼眶上畫著愛心,臉頰還有腮紅,嘴唇紋著唇印,整個一濃妝艷抹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)?????(#)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                胸口上赫然寫著:
                
            
            

            
                    
                “e爸幫銀老三!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “冥和死獄我最灣?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登眼珠子差點都沒瞪爆了,拼音?拼音是什么鬼啊喂?
                
            
            

            
                    
                有沒有點道德了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                氣死老子啦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “噗哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且自己的后背上竟然畫著手持兩把崩星炮,帶著墨鏡大金鏈子的粉紅色小豬啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                關鍵為什么這豬的腦袋看起來像是吹風機啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “誰!到底是誰干的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽那露姆族驚恐的大叫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(っ °口 °;)っ“呀!!波登大人!您昨天的比試傷的有辣么重么?都…都帶馬賽克了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登定睛一看,當場就吐了一口鐵汁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不是吧?后勁兒這么大的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                昨天的比試,今天才反后勁兒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本就似乎已經失去了幸福,今天看這樣,是徹底廢了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                落病根兒了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??益??)?“江南!我與你不共戴天!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自波登…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                而巡邏的獄卒們都眉頭緊皺:“小點聲!一個個的都瞎吵吵什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “都這么有精力是么?是不是又想去下河義務勞動了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而即便是拿這個威脅,囚犯們一個個還是義憤填膺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連獄卒也迷惑,奇了怪了,今天怎么這么熱鬧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “欸?兄弟!昨天晚上我也不知道是不是睡落枕了,壓迫到了神經,總感覺臉麻麻的,仿佛讓人打過!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我去?你也是?我也有這種感覺,面紅心跳的,還刷一下就到晚上了?奇怪…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                而災厄級牢區,五星級豪華牢房中,由于江南昨天敲鑼打卡用力過猛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅跟卡爾一直睡到臨近中午才過勁兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                同樣抽著冷氣,從同一張床上醒來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是被大罐包疼醒的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                處于懵批狀態的兩人對視一眼,紛紛瞪著眼睛,張大了嘴巴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)@ロ@)(???(#)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊!鬼呀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                宛如受驚的兔子一般從床上跳起,可剛一落地,就連腳底下都有大罐包!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一踩疼的呲牙咧嘴,五官扭曲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾滿眼驚恐:“星…星羅大人?您…您怎么腫了?嘶~您角呢?您這身上寫的什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅疼的嘴角直抽:“你…你的角也沒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人猛然意識到不對,連忙沖到鏡子前查看!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一看差點沒原地去世!
                
            
            

            
                    
                全身一百多大紅包,腫的跟米其林輪胎似的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                角沒了不說,額頭上還被寫了字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾頭頂寫著“歡迎打卡!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅頭頂寫著“啥筆本筆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且胸膛上全是文身!
                
            
            

            
                    
                像是什么“柄察察大啥筆,玖藍是個屁!幽冥典獄長麻了胳臂!”等等不堪入目的話語!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看的星羅跟卡爾又驚又怒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)◣益◢)“誰!誰干的?反了天不成?我玻色族竟在冥河死獄中遭如此毒手?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “柄察察!現在立刻馬上給老子滾過來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅怎么忍的了?他哪里受過這樣的氣?
                
            
            

            
                    
                直接就叫柄察察過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而柄察察此刻也被搞的焦頭爛額的,囚犯們已經鬧了一上午了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這兩位爺又咋了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙趕了過來:“星羅大人?您…噗~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?ж?)!
                
            
            

            
                    
                即便他是專業的,剛一進來看到兩人這幅尊容,也沒忍住啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而一看兩人身上的紋身,柄察察的臉就更黑了,一股無名之火頓時就竄上來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                連我也敢罵?
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅氣極:“這到底是怎么回事?老子睡的好好的!怎么就變成這樣了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “是不是其他犯人夜里偷溜進我們的牢房搞的惡作劇?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有!我們兩個的角呢?你們冥河死獄就是這么干活的?找死不成?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻柄察察也是額頭暴汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“絕對!絕對不會是其他犯人做的,冥河死獄守衛森嚴,怎么可能有人半夜偷溜進您二位的房間?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾磨牙:(#)°?益°?)“那我們兩個這一身的包是怎么回事?自己摔的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??д??)“有沒有一種可能,是被蚊子叮的?不排除冥河死獄中有蚊子的可能!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾瞪眼:(???皿??)?“我呸!放你妹的五花八門螺旋屁!什么蚊子這么大威力?能給我倆叮這樣?多大仇啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅磨牙:“你們冥河死獄不會半夜偷偷放迷藥什么的,迷暈我二人,然后拿我們去做實驗吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “以研究如何克制玻色體?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察不住的搖頭:“怎…怎么可能,就算真是我們干的,我們也不可能在你們身上寫這些東西啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾瞇眼:“老子怎么知道會不會是你們為了擺脫嫌疑故意而為之!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅一臉的氣急敗壞:“我這就要上報帝酬大人,將我跟卡爾的遭遇一一匯報!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “此事若是不給我們一個交代!你們就廢了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察眼底泛起一抹兇惡的光芒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                呵~怎么可能讓你上報?聯系玻色一族?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己給自己找麻煩不成?
                
            
            

            
                    
                帝酬得到的消息永遠都會是你們過的很好,不然等著帝酬找我們幽冥族的麻煩么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心就是!我必定將此事徹查到底,給你們二位一個交代!咱們…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,就聽放飯鈴聲響了,牢房門打開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們一個個就宛如囚禁的餓狼一般沖了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???┏益┓?? ?(#)?“踏馬的!全體惡霸幫成員聽命!全員集結!跟我豁了江南那小子去啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我與江南不共戴天!老子要把他全身都打成馬賽克啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們一個個紅著眼睛,浩浩湯湯的就沖了出去,走廊里都塞滿了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“該死的!又怎么了?獄區暴亂了么?拉響警報!玖藍!趕快帶人來這邊支援!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “抱歉!此事稍后再討論!我先去處理下事情!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間柄察察就急匆匆的沖了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而星羅跟卡爾卻是對視一眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°ー°(#)“江南?什么江南?是我幻聽了么?”