熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2100章 我真的受不了啦

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                星羅跟卡爾大眼瞪小眼,一度以為自己聽岔劈了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么江南?同名同姓的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人根本不記得江南也在冥河死獄里的事兒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                昨天江南刪檔的時候,刪的多了億點,一直給星羅跟卡爾刪到了前天晚上的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連生死臺發生的事情都一并給忘了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不信邪的星羅跟卡爾,互相攙扶著,一瘸一拐的追著柄察察跟了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想看看到底是怎么回事!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                而另一邊,到了放飯時間,江南自然不會在牢房里呆著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是跟王有志匯合后,直奔食堂去吃飯!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見王有志光著膀子甩著胳膊,邁著四方步,一臉洋洋得意,趾高氣揚的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                像極了打贏架的大白鵝啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?︶ ? ︶)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                也搞了一身紋身,一見江南就開始顯擺起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看的江南嘴角直抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“你右臂的小雞啄米圖還挺形象的,只是這雞的模樣怎么如此奇怪?啥樣的都有?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志瞪眼,抬手就錘了江南腦殼一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“呸!什么小雞啄米圖?這是次元生物吞星圖!那黑點不是小米!是踏馬星球!星球啊喂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗:(??? ????)“啊哈~啊哈哈~是么?你這屬實有點抽象哈?那右臂的九只皮皮蝦打籃球是什么意思?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一個籃球隊不是五只蝦,啊呸!五個人的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志氣極:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (▼皿▼?) “屁的皮皮蝦打籃球?這是九龍奪珠!那是龍!龍啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我承認我畫的是有點簡潔,但你不能這樣侮辱我的畫功!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哼哼!你再看看這個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間給江南展示自己的后背!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一眼望去,不禁倒抽了一口涼氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見王有志后背上,畫著一個歪歪扭扭的房子,還有個奇形怪狀的拖拉機?在房子旁邊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ???????)!“哦豁?農家春耕圖么?可以可以!咋說也有小學三年級的水平了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志磨牙:(′-益-` ?)“那踏馬是失落神殿!挖掘機!挖掘機拆神殿的圖!你到底會不會看?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?﹏? )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “原諒我的無知,你胸口這一半兒黑的曲奇餅干是啥啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:(??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我想畫我的本體…上色上一半的時候筆不好使了,沒上完色…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(???﹏?? ?)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哥~聽話!回頭我給你畫吧,別嚯嚯自己了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志臉也不好意思的紅了起來,偏頭微微點頭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛?乛?)“那…那就交給你了,你給我好好整著嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                實際上,王有志也想整江南那么帥氣的一身,但屬實對自己的畫功沒有一個清晰的認知!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一行四人走在通往食堂的走廊里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不少囚犯同路,可就當他們看到江南臉頰的一瞬間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臉瞬間變白,渾身都被冷汗浸濕,雙腿一軟
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾乎本能的抱頭蹲在地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)?益?)?“不不不!我扛不住了!不要再打了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼中都被恐懼所填滿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南好心的探手去拉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。? ??)?“欸?兄弟?怎么這么不小心?你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還不等江南過來,那囚犯就慘叫一聲,手腳并用的狂飆出去,一溜煙的就跑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沿途所有看到江南的囚犯,全都忍不住從心底生出一抹恐懼來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身體本能的在畏懼,在顫抖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “什么情況?我…我怎么感覺是江南打的我?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘶~我只要看他一眼,就快被嚇尿了,這是怎么回事?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不不不…不行了,我只要跟他待在一片空間里,我就感覺自己無法呼吸!快要窒息了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “是不是江南在生死臺上的表現太過強勢,以至于讓大家做噩夢都被他打了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可不對啊?這也太巧了吧?而且身上的傷勢做不得假啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就特喵是他干的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                但對于昨晚發生的事情,所有人的記憶都一片空白!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這種恐懼甚至已經刻進了DNA里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江獄霸所過之處,驚叫聲此起彼伏,所有窮兇極惡的罪犯都抱頭鼠竄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就沒有一個敢跟江南對視的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南得意一笑,朝著王有志挑起了眉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然囚犯們通過昨晚的治獄行動都成功的患上了疑南雜癥!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志不禁豎起大拇指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在總算有點帶頭大哥的意思了嗷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一行人就這么來到了食堂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛打完飯坐下,就見一幫渾身是傷,宛如喪尸狂潮一般的惡霸幫囚犯大軍烏央烏央的就殺了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???┏益┓?? ?(#)?“江!南!老子活刮了你啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                為首的正是薩摩跟波登!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼捂臉,得嘞!干架時間到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大自從進了冥河死獄之后,我就沒能在食堂吃上一頓完整的飯啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟著江南混!三天餓九頓!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是一頓飽飯也吃不上啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間的功夫,江南就被圍了個水泄不通!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩憤然拍桌:“說!老子身上這些是不是你干的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                玻登怒道:“我就想知道知道!這個怎么讀?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:╮( ??w?? )╭“欸?屎可以亂吃,屁可不能亂放!什么玩意就我干的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “昨天打完結束,我可是被獄卒關了牢房的!怎么可能出去作惡?大家都親眼見到的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “再說了!我朋友也被畫了一身涂鴉,也是受害者的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著指了指王有志!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志憤然捂臉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)益(ヾ)我這是藝術!藝術啊!不是涂鴉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩怒吼:“你放屁!不是你還會是誰?老子屁兜里的冥河水晶全都丟了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是你干的?快給老子恢復原狀!否則你今天走不出這食堂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登怒道:“還有那馬賽克!趕緊給我恢復了!不然當場就要你的命!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一臉無奈:( ?? ? ?? )“不是我干的!關我什么事兒?你們餓爸幫…噗~等下!我先笑一會兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?ヮ?)σ “噗哈哈哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩都快氣瘋了,你踏馬還笑?
                
            
            

            
                    
                老三的再怎么說也是個拼音?老子身上的勾了好幾次寫的還是錯的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你還不承認?我這就取你狗命!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?~? )“我家狗是無辜的!你為什么要取它的命?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●┏益┓●(#)“哎呦臥槽哇!氣死我啦!老子寧可關禁閉也要弄死你啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間薩摩波登,以及所有惡霸幫成員全部對江南出手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南起身:“老子還怕了你們不成?來!誰怕誰?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而就在這時,柄察察跟玖藍帶著大批的幽冥獄卒沖進了食堂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整座食堂亂成了一團,都要塞爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“住手!都給老子住手!不想活了么?反了天了啊你們?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一道道精神攻擊綻放,獄卒們更是火力全開,瘋狂鎮壓暴亂的囚犯!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而一旦點火,豈是這么容易就能壓下來的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                即便是柄察察跟玖藍帶人來支援,面對這種規模的暴動,一時間也無法徹底阻止!桌椅板凳,飯盆菜湯滿天飛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻是眼前一亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哦豁?玖藍?可算是把她吸引來了么?妹白忙活啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                事情再鬧大可就不好收場了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南用盡全力爬到了桌子上,鐵拳向天,爆吼一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(◣口◢?)?“讓你們住手沒聽到么?啊?是不是找挨揍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                所有囚犯都注意到了江南,以及那江南舉起的鐵拳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間,所有囚犯都本能的抱頭蹲地,大家都抱在一起,抱團取暖,瑟瑟發抖,不住的搖頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?﹏?(#)?“不不不!不要再打了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)??口??)“媽媽!我害怕!我想回家!嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至包括薩摩跟波登都沒抵抗過身體的本能,直接抱頭蹲地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在江南舉起拳頭的瞬間,這場大暴動在千分之一秒內就被鎮壓了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只剩一群獄卒杵在原地,一臉呆呆的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °|||)臥槽?這貨比副獄長還好使啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察都懵了,一夜之間而已,變化要不要這么大?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一嗓子就全服了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連玖藍也看呆了,畢竟這一幕屬實有些震撼人的眼球了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察的面色更加陰沉了,低頭看向一名獄卒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                抬腳就踹在了他屁股上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“擦!你跟著抱頭蹲地上干嘛?搞清楚你是哪邊兒的沒?能不能憋給我丟臉?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那獄卒哆哆嗦嗦的從地上站了起來,一臉不好意思:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°﹏°〃)?“抱…抱歉啊,就是想跟著蹲一下,有點害怕,本能…本能反應!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                獄卒本人也一臉懵,自己這是犯了什么邪?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見柄察察豁開人群,帶著獄卒就來到了江南跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼中殺意浮現!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “江南!這到底是怎么回事?你又干了什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ╮( ??~?? )╭“喂喂喂!干啥啊?能不能憋啥玩意上來就賴我?你這是歧視啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我可是出于好心,幫你們鎮壓了暴亂,你不獎勵我也就算了,還怨我?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “可真是狗咬江獄霸!不識好人心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察瞪眼,上前一把抓住江南的衣領:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?д°?)?“你說什么?你再說一遍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:?( ?′??`)?“他罵你是狗,很難理解嘛?我都聽得懂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察:(???益???)!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們兩個臥龍鳳雛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子真的是受不了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩氣急敗壞,猛的起身:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???┏益┓?? ?(#)“察察大人!憋聽他胡說!就是他干的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登起身:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)?????(#)“就是就是!江南就是罪魁禍首,他…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察看著兩人的鬼樣子,整個人都呆住了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                玖藍瞪大了眼睛,隨即猛的偏頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????ヮ???)?“噗~唔…噗哈哈哈哈哈哈!什么鬼…餓爸!餓哈哈哈哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′?ж?)“拼音!,金老…噗~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人的慘狀莫名的戳中了玖藍的笑點,仿佛被按了什么開關,一旦笑起來就停不下來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                肩膀抖個不停,眼淚都笑出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)??????ж???)“不…不好意思,你們繼續告狀好了,我們聽著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間全程不敢注視薩摩波登!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩:(#)?益?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登:(#)??益??`)
                
            
            

            
                    
                我們很認真的在告狀啊,你稍微認真一點好不好?笑屁啊笑?
                
            
            

            
                    
                很好笑嗎?