熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2111章 罪犯就該干罪犯該干的事兒

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南不禁跟著興奮起來,還有這好事兒吶?
                
            
            

            
                    
                別說這冥河里有什么早古星空遺物了,就算是有早古星空墳墓老子也給你刨了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾囚犯做好萬全準備,只等跳河了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只見星羅跟卡爾吵吵叭火的從破浪廣場那邊沖了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怒氣沖沖道:(?°?益°?)“柄察察!你們到底怎么辦的事兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “調來那十個守護我們的獄卒,昨晚竟…竟然…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都愕然的看向星羅跟卡爾二人,這哥倆怎么好像比昨天還腫了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察愕然道:(?~??)“竟然怎么了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅以手撫額,氣急敗壞道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)′-益-`)“他們竟然監守自盜哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾抱著肩膀,暴風啜泣,直感覺世界都灰暗了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察瞪眼:∑(°口°?)“什么?你們幾個!怎么能對這兩位大人行如此粗鄙之事?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                十名獄卒額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“我們真的沒干吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾怒極:“事到如今你們還狡辯?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其余囚犯的表情也變得揶揄起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)可不是狡辯了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                后背上都紋了那些,還不是早晚得事兒嘛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(*???)“嘶~還有這事兒吶?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己打完卡走了之后,竟還發生了如此勁爆之事么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些獄卒可以啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅卡爾頓時就注意到了即將跳河的江南,下意識的就一個哆嗦,雙腿一軟,差點沒跪地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                疑南雜癥比昨天更加嚴重了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察神色肅穆:(?????)“二位大人放心,此事我必定給你們一個交代!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅磨牙:“天天要給我們交代,都特喵欠我多少交代了?你們還能干點啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話說你們這是在做什么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察干笑兩聲:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? ?)“組織囚犯下河義務勞動,當然,您二位不用參與,外邊風大,要不您二位先回去歇著,再…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅獰笑一聲:“不用!下河義務勞動么?還蠻有意思的! 我們在旁邊觀摩觀摩好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾挑眉:(#)?д??)“愣著干什么?還不上座?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人對視一眼,皆一陣冷笑,能親眼看著江南遭罪,這再享受不過了好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓你陰我倆?等你下河的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見星羅跟卡爾就這么坐在了彼岸橋上,有專門的獄卒伺候著,甚至遮風傘都安排上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅嗤笑著望向江南:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)ˉ?? ˉ?)“看什么看?下河摸你的石頭去,小心別死在河里!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南臉上露出和藹的笑容!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°??°?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯~今晚多打一會兒好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察瞪眼:“準備好了就都給我往下跳,還用我挨個上腳踹么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨著柄察察一聲令下,囚犯們紛紛怒吼著壯膽,縱身一躍,直奔冥河扎去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                場面極其壯觀,卻連個水花都未曾濺起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有不少囚犯剛下去,鮮血就把冥河水染紅了,并不是誰都能抗住冥河水的沖刷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南更是一個前空翻就跳了下去,還不忘跟星羅豎中指!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志等人也罵著紛紛入水!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅獰笑一聲:“都給老子跟上!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                雙腿在跳臺上狠狠一踩,整個人就宛如導彈魚雷一般撞進冥河中,炸起沖天能量水花!
                
            
            

            
                    
                洶涌的冥河水沖刷在塔羅身上,卻無法破壞他絲毫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                六只手兩只腳就宛如螺旋槳一般,在冥河中狂飆,直奔江南的入水點而去!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                江南這邊剛一下冥河,視線便被無窮盡的灰白色冥河能量填滿,能見度極低!
                
            
            

            
                    
                冥河水沖刷在身上,發出轟隆巨響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這種沖刷強度,比不上夢魘級禁閉室的十分之一!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南如今大力加身,在施展鋼骨的狀態下,還扛得住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不至于被沖的渾身是血破了防!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而在冥河之中水流太過強勁,控制身形就變得極為艱難,基本是隨波逐流的狀態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過這哪里難得倒江天才?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南后背10根小皮鞭探出,分別被江南穿上了10只極速小拖鞋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啟動的瞬間,小皮鞭就倒騰出了幻影,堪比萬匹馬力螺旋槳,方向隨意控制!
                
            
            

            
                    
                順著王有志的牽引繩方向就游了過去,速度極快!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南扛得住,可王有志就沒這么好運了,渾身被冥河水沖成了血葫蘆不說!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還被牽引繩拉著到處甩,完全一副快要掛掉的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣跟黑鋼同樣被沖的皮開鋼綻,但卻極力抱團護住中間的王有志,讓他不至于被冥河水沖昏迷掉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,黑鋼就驚恐的看到江南開著個螺旋槳就沖了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°●)“臥槽?人類還自帶螺旋槳的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                見王有志情況糟糕,江南連忙從身后掏出一桶大力2.0!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “吶~好東西!喝了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼瞪著眼珠子,嘴巴張的老大,一口冥河水灌進嘴里,嗆的直咳嗽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哇靠!這么大一桶水,你到底是怎么從屁兜里掏出來的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣跟王有志自然知道這是好東西,抱著大力水桶就往嘴里灌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大力下肚,渾身肌肉爆起,頭發脫落,光頭散發出耀眼光芒,宛如水下燈塔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身體素質暴增,可算能抗住冥河水的沖刷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼見兩人都喝了,而且還變得如此壯實,不禁克服了心理陰影,也干了一桶下肚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚奇的發現,喝了大力之后,竟然能吸收冥河能量強化身體修煉了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                其無比驚駭,這究竟是什么至寶?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “現在咋樣?還扛得住么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志捂著腦袋瓜子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)?益?)“身體上暫且是沒問題了,就是這冥河水的精神攻擊…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:“這個簡單!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又從后面掏出了幾碗心靈雞湯發給大家喝,雞湯碗喝完就隨意丟了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:Σ(っ °Д °;)っ!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                雞湯?這踏馬從屁兜里掏出來的是正經雞湯么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一口雞湯下肚,念力暴漲,雖說無法做到精神力外放,但擋住冥河水的沖刷是夠用了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來~再把螺旋槳給裝上…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是在黑鋼驚恐的目光中,江南又從后面掏出了好幾雙極速小拖鞋來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||??3??)噗哇~
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大就連拖鞋都放在屁兜里帶著啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:=????(?﹏? ????)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一秒就算是老大從里邊掏出個大活人來,他也不會震驚了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南還用牛馬筆涂黑了幾人的光頭,不至于太過顯眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                各種buff加持之下,四人在冥河中終于能夠做到自由行動了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要不去什么暗流漩渦,生存無憂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼一臉崇拜,跟著南神老大混就是好啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                在冥河里都能這么舒坦的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如此一來,撈冥河水晶就不成問題了,趕緊湊夠數量,然后上去吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??口??*)“哈?撈冥河水晶?瘋了吧你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志一臉的恨鋼不成鐵:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“這么多囚犯都在動手撈,用得著咱們自己動手?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “到時候搶他們的不就完了么?一點志氣都沒有!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣:“就是就是!咱們可是窮兇極惡的罪犯!還是災厄級的,搶劫什么的不是理所應當的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??ˇ~ˇ?)?“身為罪犯!就該干罪犯!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:=????(?口? ????)哈?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “該干的事兒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼這才松了口氣,不要大舌頭啊你,很嚇人的好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                合著這仨貨一開始就打著搶劫其他罪犯勞動成果的想法了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要這么理所當然啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南跟王有志都是老星盜了,帥氣逼人組合不是白當的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江河大盜團伙就正式上線了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而還沒等江南行動,就感覺自己腰間系著的牽引繩被一股強悍的力量拉動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是拖鞋螺旋槳都無法抗衡這股拉力,硬是把江南給薅了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼大驚:“不好!塔羅殺過來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
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                另一邊,塔羅以強悍的身軀抵擋冥河沖刷,就連精神攻擊也完全無視!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吸了這么多年冥河水晶,塔羅的精神防御力可不是一般的強悍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻塔羅抓著江南的牽引繩,六只手臂都輪出了幻影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?▼口▼)? “歐拉歐拉歐拉~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的薩摩跟波登在一旁瘋狂加油!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大哥大哥加油拉!拉過來咱撕了他!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其余惡霸幫小弟也滿懷期待的看著這一幕,江南廢了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉眼就見牽引繩子盡頭一道黑影拉了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅眼中兇光乍起,用力一拉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                抬拳狠狠地朝著前方砸去,兇悍的拳力好比深水炸彈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “小兔崽子,給我死!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而繩子拉到跟前的塔羅這才發現,哪里還有什么江南的身影?
                
            
            

            
                    
                牽引繩上綁著的赫然是十幾顆按壓了果柄的鉆石大榴蓮啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等塔羅拳頭落下去,所有的榴蓮就一同炸開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                金黃色的果肉跟鉆石尖刺崩的到處都是,直接就把冥河給污染了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在冥河中徹底擴散開來,那味兒簡直沒個聞,異常上頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅眼珠子,三個頭當場全部被熏吐了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)“嘔~嘔哇~這踏馬是什么玩意!誰在冥河里拉巴巴了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩跟波登眼淚都快被臭出來了,原本在冥河里就已經夠艱難的了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還要忍受這酸爽的味道?一時間以為自己來到了地獄!