熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2112章 三次方?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                “小心!來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                索吶捏著鼻子出言提醒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一道黑影以極其驚人的速度從下方突進過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正是拎著小馬扎的江南,以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之勢沖到了塔羅跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手中小馬扎二話不說對著塔羅的腦袋大力砸下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?口°?)?╧╧“打噠~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                管他什么變態防御,塔日羅的腦袋上頓時被開了個口子,紫金色的鮮血直流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1008!]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔日羅氣急敗壞:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益??)“干他!給老子干他,竟然敢踏馬開我瓢?你倆干什么吃的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這么大個人過來沒看到?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔月羅瞪眼:“用你說?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾乎在江南沖過的瞬間,塔羅便已經出手了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對著江南所在的方向猛然揮拳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲炸響,洶涌的冥河水甚至因為強悍的拳力形成了空鼓,真的宛如深水炸彈一般炸開!
                
            
            

            
                    
                本以為安然脫身的江南直接被水流卷飛,一陣天旋地轉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “跑?我看你往哪兒跑!老子想殺的人,還真沒有逃的掉的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間塔羅雙腿用力踩水,冥河能量都被踩炸了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整個人仿佛魚雷一般朝著江南狂追過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南頭皮發麻,不愧是惡霸幫老大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這力量也太變態了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩瞪眼:“還特喵帶螺旋槳的?比速度是吧?我就不信你能有我們會啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “全體惡霸幫聽令!合體!潛水艇模式!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見眾惡霸幫成員一個挨著一個組合在一起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                形成了兩艘巨大的流線型人力潛水艇,兩腳狂蹬,兩手狂劃,一二一二的都劃出了幻影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                破開洶涌的冥河水流,以極快的速度朝著江南四人狂追!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而為首的塔羅速度更快,帶著兩艘潛水艇就發起了大追殺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅瞪眼: ヾ(▼ヘ▼?)“索吶!起戰歌!BGM走起!我惡霸幫出征,寸草不生!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而索吶被組合在了潛艇揚聲器的位置!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見索吶神情肅穆的清了清嗓子,昂揚的戰歌響起,僅一聽就足以點燃心中熱血,仿佛置身于炮火連天,硝煙彌漫的戰場上一般!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(??△??|||)“啊~彌撒嗖嗖~彌發豆豆~拉嗖啦兜嗚~咳咳咳~咕嚕咕嚕~咳咳咳!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老大!不行啊!河里不得唱啊?嗆嗓子啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛被點燃的熱血當場熄火了,塔羅回頭破口大罵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “河里咋就唱不了了?完犢子玩意!要你何用?算了算了!給老子追!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                距離被瘋狂拉近著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而前方螺旋槳狂逃的江南看著身后兩艘潛艇臉都黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵的潛艇模式啊,惡霸幫這么會活兒的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還帶沖鋒戰歌的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯?話說這嗆水聲聽起來怎么有點耳熟?
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志額頭暴汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益?;)?=З=З=З“這咋整啊?咱們這幾條腿,哪里抵得上他們兩艘大潛艇啊靠!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “咱們不能組合變形一下的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南磨牙:(¬益¬?)“還能咋整?加馬力唄?好漢不吃眼前虧啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡霸幫這么多人,一旦被堵住,免不了被圍毆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己倒是沒啥,可黑鋼王有志他們就慘了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且塔羅的戰斗力超乎想象,如此洶涌的冥河水都能一擊打出大空鼓?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南甚至懷疑塔羅能跟全力出手的玖藍,柄察察支巴支巴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                當然,是不算精神攻擊的前提下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南瘋狂往出掏小拖鞋,王有志蟲大蜣他們都開四驅了,那可真是手腳并用啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登瞪眼:“呦呵?還提速了?全體惡霸幫聽令!變形!魚雷模式,拳力推進!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見兩艘潛艇驟然變形成魚雷形態,手腳瘋狂劃水的同時!
                
            
            

            
                    
                魚雷尾部組合著一群壯漢,對著后方不停出拳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?(???皿??)??3??
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?(???皿??)??3??
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘿哈嘿哈”之音不停,借助反沖力瘋狂推進!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志黑著臉:“神特喵魚雷模式啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:“往水流湍急的方向走,半個小時!只要撐過半個小時,老子毒死他們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聽到這個,王有志眼睛瞬間就亮了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對啊?剛剛大家可是喝了毒雞湯的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子現在通過學習早已滿腹經綸,就差一個施展自我的平臺啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “整整整…”
                
            
            

            
                    
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                此刻,彼岸橋上,柄察察饒有興致的看著一道道延伸入冥河之中的牽引繩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些牽引繩不少都聚集在了一起,在冥河水面上來回搖曳,發出陣陣刺耳的切線聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然,惡霸幫的已經開始行動,對江南展開圍剿了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬)“嘿~不知道這小子能撐多久,撐不住了可別硬撐著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                要自己出手救他也不是不可以,不過那就得拿秘密來換了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而星羅跟卡爾此刻看著冥河水面上來回搖曳的繩索也是滿心興奮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南!你特喵也有今天,看老子再給你加上一把火的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#) ?° ?? ?°)“卡爾!去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾獰笑一聲,徑直來到了柄察察跟前,探手一伸:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#)°?д°?)っ“刀!給老子來把刀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察一臉為難:“您這是想要…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那么多廢話!讓你給就給我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                無奈的柄察察也只能遞給卡爾一把刀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見卡爾拎著刀就來到了錨機跟前,揮刀便重重砍下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ò益ó)“江南!去死吧你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                牽引繩應聲而斷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察嘴角直抽:Σ(°Д°;“內個…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾瞇眼:(¬_¬(#)“別多嘴!我等身為玻色族的一份子,對江南自然有處置權!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??-?? ?)“不是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅挑眉:(#)°?口°?)“什么不是?你有什么不滿么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察:(?_? )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我是想說,他砍錯繩子了,這個不是江南的牽引繩!那個才是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽冥河上傳來一聲凄厲的慘叫,一囚犯被冥河沖出老遠,拉著斷掉的牽引繩在河里破口大罵!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??? )?“你們兩個***!我就~%?…;# *’☆&℃!啊啊啊~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾:(??w?? ?)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “欸?砍…砍錯了么?那哪個才是江南的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察指了指:“那個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾這才灰溜溜的跑過去,一刀斬斷牽引繩,還把旁邊的幾根都給砍斷,隨即一臉得意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察滿臉無語,也就讓卡爾砍了,反正以江南的本事,沒了牽引繩也死不了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沖跑了大不了自己再去撈回來就是…
                
            
            

            
                    
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                冥河里的追逐大戲已經持續了半小時,眾多兢兢業業撈水晶的囚犯看著塔羅帶著倆人力魚雷追著江南他們都是滿眼懵批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么刺激的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今眾人已經身處于水流相當洶涌的地帶了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                魚雷的速度也減緩了許多,江南他們也慢了下來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可塔羅卻完全沒受到影響,反而拉近了跟江南四人的距離!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “荒神崩星!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                六拳連續出擊,帶著能夠打爆星球的巨力!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所炸出的空鼓甚至崩碎了水流漩渦,江南感覺強勁的水流幾乎要把自己的身體撕碎!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼看著塔羅就要追過來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,江南瞪大了眼珠子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來了來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼一怔,什么玩意來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                剎那的功夫,江南全身就變成了青黑色,瘋狂吐白沫子,一副快要嗝屁的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志蟲大蜣也紛紛毒發,至于黑鋼則是變得更黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南轉身直面塔羅,怒吼一聲:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●°??°?)“別再追老子了,追不上的,因為老子就像是你的夢想一樣遙不可及!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “兩個月的刑期,愣是被你蹲成了無妻徒刑?為了吃這一口牢飯你也是拼盡全力啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “荒神族都踏馬快滅絕了,你不去傳宗接代,你還心大的在冥河死獄里蹲大牢,跟一幫不孕不育的大老爺們兒待在一起當攪屎棍?荒神族滅絕你有不可推卸的責任吶你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一連串的嘴炮輸出,當即在塔羅耳邊炸響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅瞪大了眼珠子,身上泛起一抹黑氣,氣急攻心,一口鮮血就忍不住噴了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1009!]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●??益??)“你你你…你說什么?再說一遍?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撇嘴:“結巴也就結巴了,耳朵還不好使?挨罵還上癮了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你說你長的丑也就算了,還特喵丑出了丑的三次方?丑3?怎么的?質量不行就想靠數量取勝?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如果顏值一百分滿分的話,你絕對可以算得上是負數!那你知不知道負數的三次方還是負數?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “仨腦袋三張嘴都說不過老子一張,活著什么勁兒啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅再次噴出一口黑血,手指著江南直發抖,臉色更黑了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵丑3啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻的索吶卻一臉呆呆的看著江南,一臉震撼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這…這是什么功力啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(????????)“不過你也別愁苦著臉,愛笑的人運氣都不會差哦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過你倒霉成這個樣子,我踏馬是真不知道你怎么能笑得出來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅:(|||??3??)~噗3
                
            
            

            
                    
                三只腦袋全部吐血,其身上已經被黑氣彌漫了,中毒頗深!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南卻一臉清爽,毒素全無,不禁長舒了一口氣,甩了甩劉海!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶〃)“罵完收工!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南突然意識到如今的自己沒有劉海…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~?? ?)?可惡!