熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2115章 這很河里

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察呸了口唾沫,一臉晦氣的飛回了奈何橋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒_⌒;)“不好意思,讓您二位大人見笑了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅不耐煩道:(?°?д°?)“話說你的手段到底行不行?這都多長時間了?也不見江南服軟啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察干笑兩聲:“放心就是,塔羅作為惡霸幫的老大,手段殘暴,身體素質強悍,甚至不弱于我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “對付江南綽綽有余,反而要擔心他會不會下手過重才是!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾冷笑,重點才好呢啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                而那幫剛潛入冥河沒多久的惡霸幫囚犯還沒從emo的情緒中緩過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就見塔羅飄著黃煙便過來了,手里還夾著一金一銀兩顆煙霧彈,異常拉風!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾小弟還以為江南被解決了,滿心歡喜的剛想慶祝!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就看到了頭頂上站著的江南!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁滿眼的驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是解決了還是被解決了啊?本能的就想跑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而就在這時,就聽江南一聲怒吼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ口ˇ?)?“呔~等等!跑什么跑?你們難道就不想解毒邁?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,眾囚犯動作一頓,解毒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南掏出小馬扎,咔咔對著塔羅的三顆頭就是一陣爆擊,看的眾人直哆嗦!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如你們所見,惡霸幫老一二三已經被我拿下,你們沒什么可指望的了,如果不想挨揍,就乖乖聽話!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1008]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                你特喵講話就講話,不要隨便拿別人的頭做示范好不好啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻惡霸幫的小弟們都瑟瑟發抖,塔羅都搞不定江南的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這可真的沒指望了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南淡淡道:“你們也想解毒的吧?猛毒加身,這種狀態在冥河中可撐不了多久,更別提完成300顆冥河水晶的任務了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而我這黃豆便能解此猛毒,不信你們問金銀二老!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩波登兩只煙霧彈不禁以手捂臉,默默點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)﹏(ヾ)=З=З=З
                
            
            

            
                    
                (づ益ど)=З=З=З
                
            
            

            
                    
                解毒是能解,就是這副作用實在是…
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾囚犯們咽了口唾沫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                的確,這毒要是不解,根本撐不下去啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是江南會有這么好心?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(?ˉ? ? ˉ?)“我可以將解毒小黃豆免費發給你們,但你們要交給我10顆冥河水晶作為感謝!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出,不少囚犯當即吐血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你特喵管這叫免費?任務還沒完成,先花出去10顆?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (▼皿▼#) “你把我們整中毒了,然后你解毒,我們還得給你錢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手:╮( ??w?? )╭“對!沒錯!這位兄弟好理解!我就是這個意思,沒有的可以先欠著,等撈到再還我就是!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們怨氣值都刷爆了,你特喵是怎么舔個大臉好意思說對的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過還能咋整?不解毒任務根本沒法繼續啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只能有水晶的掏水晶,沒水晶的先欠著!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南輕咳兩聲:( ?° ? ?°)“我這里還提供增肌服務,只要喝一口,就能變成如我一般帥氣的魔鬼肌肉人!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “軀體強度爆增,可以更好更長時間的抵擋冥河水的沖刷,支撐你去水晶更多的地帶完成打撈作業!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間來到薩摩跟前,一桶大力噸噸噸的就給他灌了進去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                其晶體發絲脫落,光頭綻放,渾身晶體膨脹,秒變肌晶猛南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????皿???)?“啊啊啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連煙霧彈的噴射也更加大力,愣是從塔羅的指縫中沖了出去,宛如漏了氣的氣球一般在冥河中亂竄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自薩摩的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾囚犯都驚駭的看著這一幕,這這這!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南是因為喝了這個才變得這么壯碩的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                在冥河死獄中,這玩意簡直就是珍寶的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南笑道:“這也是免費的!30顆冥河水晶作為謝禮就能喝一口,別嫌貴!沒有投入哪里來的回報啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有永動機螺旋槳,讓你劃水無憂,縱橫冥河!只需10顆冥河水晶謝禮便能安裝!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾囚犯:(?_? )《免費》
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又掏出兩只極速小拖鞋安裝在波登的手上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見波登兩手都輪成了大風車,以極其驚人的速度竄了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                拉出了一條煙霧彩帶,宛如飛機拉線!
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們看的眼睛都直了,這可都是好東西的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這小子進來的時候沒少夾帶私貨啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志直咂嘴:“合著你是在冥河里賣上貨了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還真是什么時候都不忘記做生意啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南掏出啞麻袋,滿臉笑容:“所以現在可以開始送禮了嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們咽了口唾沫,買就買啊,有了大力跟螺旋槳,打撈冥河水晶的效率會更高!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就像江南說的,沒有投入哪里來的回報?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是紛紛上前交冥河水晶,解毒外加喝大力,順帶套上小拖鞋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有的就交,沒有的就先賒著,等一會地撈到了再交!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒人敢欠江南的賬,畢竟已經有了薩摩跟波登的前車之鑒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南笑道:“覺得光頭晃眼的,附贈紋寸頭業務,另外小拖鞋鞋底磨穿了就可以停下嗷~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著啞麻袋里逐漸多起來的冥河水晶,江南都樂開花了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾囚犯喝了大力,直覺得身體素質暴漲,并且能夠一定程度上吸收冥河能量修煉了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個面色都變了,一臉驚駭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這究竟是什么至寶?不少囚犯眸光都跟著閃爍起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南笑瞇瞇的道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒?⌒)“你們也可以去上報柄察察,讓他知道這件事!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但考慮好后果,你覺得是柄察察護得住你們,還是覺得自己晚上的噩夢做的不夠驚悚?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那倆玻色族的我都能搞得定!還是說你們的背景比他倆還硬?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “別搞的大家都沒得用,是吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                囚犯們狠狠地打了個激靈,這特喵已經不是告誡,而是威脅了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旦吃里扒外,絕對沒好果子吃啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個紛紛點頭,表示絕對守口如瓶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南只是笑了笑沒說話,他也并不覺得大力的秘密能夠守住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己一旦選擇放出,就一定會被柄察察,甚至冥河死獄高層知曉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大力對別人有用,對幽冥族的用處更大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但那又如何?大力只有自己才有!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是幽冥典獄長知道了,無非是為自己繼續活下去增加籌碼罷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幽冥族想要大力,就更要讓自己活下去,不能碾死自己!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己這段時間折騰的夠狠的,秘密一直掐著不說,鬼知道帝酬會不會耐心耗盡?
                
            
            

            
                    
                又或者柄察察,幽冥典獄長急眼了,一把按死自己?
                
            
            

            
                    
                想要繼續活下去,增加籌碼準沒錯的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                光玖藍的好感還不夠,更需要一個幽冥族不忍下手的理由!
                
            
            

            
                    
                大力水就是了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無論怎樣,這個時機選擇放出大力水,益處是要多于弊端的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛安排上大力水跟螺旋槳的惡霸幫小弟們直感覺渾身力量涌動,正準備大干一場呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可小黃豆的副作用便開始上頭了,一個個捂著肚子,五官扭曲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`ж′?)“嘶~這江南果然妹憋好屁啊,老…老子在河里,快憋不住了,這可咋辦?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-ι_-`)“還能咋辦?直接辦唄?我已經在辦了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那囚犯一臉驚恐,猛的離他老遠,這才發現,他身后的冥河能量顏色不太對!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“就…就直接辦了?這也沒紙啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那兄弟翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~?? )?“害!要個屁的紙啊?河里腹痛河里拉!河里拉完河水刷!這很河里啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只要我在別人的上游!遭殃的就不可能是我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                那囚犯咽了口唾沫,可以啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                其不由得朝著四周望去,原地放炮的不在少數!
                
            
            

            
                    
                有些沒喝大力的還能壓得住,知道擾亂水流掩飾,不住的換地方放炮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吹著口哨一臉跟我沒關系的樣子,就是后面的冥河能量顏色不太對罷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而那些喝了大力的就不一樣了,壓都壓不住,只能不停的往上游沖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那囚犯見這場景,終于放心了,臉上露出了舒緩的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(???|||)~“擦!趕緊往上走!有人沖到咱們的上游了,我可不想死到臨頭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其余毫不知情的囚犯此刻正兢兢業業的打撈著冥河水晶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)????“嗯?今天的冥河水顏色怎么不太對?奇了怪了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?( ?? ~?? )“我去?這味兒也不太對啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                直到他看到了數只人形火箭從他的身前劃過…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ?|||)喝~忒!嘖~
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南自然是不敢在這片區域多待,畢竟干凈又衛生的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                到手了這么多冥河水晶,還是要去上游找個地方好好修煉下才是!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南遞給王有志一只啞麻袋,里邊裝滿了各種道具,雙子棒棒糖,鼠餅干也有!
                
            
            

            
                    
                等作用時間一到,再續上就完了,至于副作用會有多可怕,哼~關我江南什么事?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大志!等會兒你就跟大蜣還有黑鋼去兜售賺冥河水晶去,碰到不服的就錘服,怎么開心怎么來,將罪犯的身份貫徹到底,知道嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志桀桀直笑:“交給我就是,大蜣!等會兒你…嗯?大蜣!大蜣?叫你呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而叫了一會兒,左側駕駛室中并沒有聲音回應!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南詫異:(???.??)????“大蜣?人呢?剛剛還…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒等江南話說完,就見塔羅身后一道黑影沖了過來,正是蟲大蜣,累的氣喘吁吁!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)“你們跑的可真快,老子追了半天才追上來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏? )“你不是在駕駛室里么?怎么從后面追上來的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣一怔,隨即表情一僵:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“啊哈~啊哈哈~有么?可…可能是剛剛的戰斗太激烈了,把我給甩出去了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捏著鼻子后退兩步,表情不禁變得驚恐起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ????)“你身上的味道是原來帶的,還是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:(??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “去~你去修煉吧!這里交給我,放心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一邊說,一邊推著江南,愣是把江南給推走了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見王有志跟蟲大蜣對視一眼,相視無言!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? ?)?“你知道你臟了吧?此事萬萬不可泄露出去,否則…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本這號就已經不太行了,還特喵走了波下路?
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣:(??ι_??|||)“我懂!我這號的確不能要了,還有…能給我刪下檔么?剛剛的記憶我還是忘掉比較好…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志默默的戴上了小手套,有些記憶,不要也罷…