熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2114章 清新口氣!做回自己

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南無語,倒是忘了這茬,這孩子噴人功力不行,也只能認拉了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把黑鋼三人重新塞回駕駛室,江南掏出一把小黃豆就塞進了黑鋼嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “別怕!這黃豆可以解毒,好好開你的機甲去!跟你南哥混!前途無量的知道么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼還沒看清楚就把黃豆給咽了,臉上的表情異常古怪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這真的是黃豆,而不是巴巴豆之類的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你從屁兜里掏出來,真的很難不讓人懷疑的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說人類的巴巴豆還有這種功效的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不等黑鋼質疑,那洶涌的感覺就來了,黑鋼的腹部發出震天的雷鳴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁瞪大了眼珠子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●⊙口⊙)“南神老大!我感覺我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,看著一眼駕駛室額頭暴汗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“你感覺的不錯,盡情釋放吧,憋著誰也不能憋著自己!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是記得咬緊牙關,別讓味道飄出來哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間一溜煙的跑到了塔羅的頭頂上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                神特喵的咬緊牙關啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見這一刻的黑鋼回頭看了眼駕駛室后方黑咕隆咚的嗓子眼…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶益︶●)“兄弟!對不住了!你先忍忍,我很快!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的塔羅突然有種不好的預感!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么玩意就很快啊?咬緊牙關又是什么意思啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                為何我有種不好的預感?
                
            
            

            
                    
                小黃豆的霸道哪里是黑鋼能承受的住的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的黑鋼再也不壓抑自己了,選擇咬緊牙關,盡情釋放!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻塔羅的身體也開始同步黑鋼的動作,一股無邊狂氣就從他的尾噴口噴出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                發出陣陣雷鳴巨響,褲子都給崩開當了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ凸ˇ??:)=З=З=З“轟隆隆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間千米高的三頭六臂塔羅機甲獲得了無與倫比的加速度!
                
            
            

            
                    
                仿佛開了加力推進,以恐怖的速度于冥河中爆沖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志透過門牙興奮高呼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?口?*)?“機甲牛批!帥爆了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒有誰能拒絕一個能夠駕駛的活體機甲啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣嘴角直抽:“還特喵帶沼氣加速的可還行?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見塔羅身后黃煙飄飄,而塔日羅的門牙縫中黑煙滾滾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                陣陣黑煙從門牙縫中飄出,駕駛室里的PM2.5水平嚴重超標!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑:“去!讓惡霸幫的知道知道,誰才是這冥河死獄中的老大!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅/黑鋼:“是!南神老大!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙捏緊鼻子:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬?)“擦!憋說話!味道都飄出來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的黑鋼一邊排毒,一邊駕駛機甲,一邊還要忍受尾氣的摧殘,都被熏的直流眼淚,可給他忙壞了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而塔羅已經在翻白眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????|||)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼瑪,把我大門牙敲掉也就算了,把我當成機甲開也算了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但你們都踏馬在人家的嘴里干什么啊靠!能不能注意點個人衛生?
                
            
            

            
                    
                憋放屁啊你!憋回去!憋回去啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這樣老子會得口臭的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩側的塔月羅跟塔星羅卻莫名的松了口氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在…好在自己嘴里的蟲大蜣王有志沒崩屁啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倒霉的只有塔日羅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知為何,他倆竟然還有些慶幸?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以塔羅的速度,再加上沼氣加速,自然是很快就追上了逃跑的薩摩跟波登他們!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人驚恐的看向塔羅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益?;)?“什么情況?老大是在一邊崩屁一邊追咱們么?要不要這么拼盡全力啊喂!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(¬﹏¬;)?“嘶~老大怎么變這么大坨?冥河星域中不是無法使用荒神族能力的么?話說江南為什么站在老大的頭頂上啊?他倆聯手了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老大的門牙縫子有點大啊?為啥往出飄黑煙啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然他們并不知道,如今的塔羅已經成了江南的荒神機甲了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南催促道:“追上了!打!快打啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼被自己的尾氣熏的直流眼淚:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●??????益???)“不行啊南神老大?熏的看不見啊?霧霾太重了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:“笨!機甲不是還有呼吸系統的么?你倒是開換氣啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼眼睛一亮,對啊?老子怎么忘了這茬!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見黑鋼猛的張嘴吸氣,再從鼻孔吐氣,清新口氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而塔羅也同步開始吸氣,鼻孔吐氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霎時間,駕駛室里的空氣頓時就清新起來,塔日羅的鼻孔里開始冒黑煙了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼滿臉興奮,還得是南神老大有招啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是瘋狂吸氣吐氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1009]×3!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們踏馬可當個人吧,老子還得吸二手屁的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這輩子沒遭過這么大的罪啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我后悔了,不想當機甲了,你還是鯊了我吧!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔日羅已經被二手屁荼毒的翻白眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔月羅跟塔星羅松了口氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還好還好,我倆這邊的駕駛員還…
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這口氣還沒松完,就聽塔星羅那邊傳來蟲大蜣的驚叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                由于吸力太大,一個沒把住的蟲大蜣一不小心就朝著嗓子眼跌去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哎~你別…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,塔星羅就感覺自己好像吞進了什么異物,直接就給咽肚子里了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己這邊的駕駛員好像沒了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                記得那蟲族是個蜣螂來的…
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔星羅:(??????????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間怨氣值刷到爆表!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而無論是王有志還是黑鋼都沒發現,依舊沉浸在駕駛機甲的快樂之中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                視野清晰的黑鋼頓時發力,對著狂逃的薩摩跟波登直接出手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人一臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老大!你這是干啥?中了什么邪了?咱們可是一伙的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “怎么還幫上江南了?弟兄們都等著…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,就被塔羅一拳一個小可愛當場爆打,被塔羅夾在指縫中直接控制!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是薩摩跟波登,跟塔羅實力上的差距也是絕對的,連反抗的余地都沒有,就被制服了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅的心都在顫抖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                2D3D!真不賴我啊,我現在這也不聽使喚吶?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南站在塔羅頭頂,哈哈大笑:“不要試圖反抗!現在清楚誰是這冥河死獄的獄中之霸了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “想收拾我?你們還嫩了億點啊?乖乖聽話,還有命活!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老子不光給你們解毒,洗紋身,就連治好你們的病根兒也不是不行!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩跟波登對視一眼,也只能憋屈的點了點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老大都不好使,那就沒人能對付的了江南了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                局勢咋就反轉了呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                男子漢大丈夫,能屈能伸吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                主要是能治病根的這件事,根本沒法拒絕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒辦法!他給的實在是太多了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                見兩人愿意配合,江南也就喂給他們小黃豆吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛一下肚,肚中就來了反應!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩急的直冒汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?益?????)“我這怎么…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南隨口道:╮( ??~?? )╭“正常現象,既然是中毒了,解了毒自然是要排毒的嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩跟波登一陣掙扎,你特喵怎么不早說?
                
            
            

            
                    
                合著老大在那兒炮火連天的,也是在排毒呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人根本不知道,塔羅并沒有在排毒,他是純崩…
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼看著就要憋不住了,可黑鋼控制著塔羅用大手夾著二人,根本沒有放手的意思!
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登急道:(?ж?|||)“能不能把我倆放…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南挑眉:(???~??)????“把你倆怎么的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見波登一個激靈,臉上的表情變得舒緩起來:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? △ ??|||)“沒事…晚了,已經開始了…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩以手撫額,這是在冥河里,能量水流如此湍急,老…老大應該不會發現的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅此刻的心態已經徹底崩了,尼瑪,憋整我一手啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔日羅吸二手屁吸的已經徹底放棄思考!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔月羅跟塔星羅感受著指縫間的震動死的心都有了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這兩只手…也別要了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                反正有六只,沒了兩只也能活啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這一刻的塔羅載著眾人直奔惡霸幫一眾小弟而去!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                河面上,星羅卡爾以及柄察察都死死的盯著牽引繩聚集的水面,正期待著江南遭罪服軟呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒一會兒功夫,一眾惡霸幫小弟就都大肚朝天的浮上水面,宛如一群翻白了的死魚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                密密麻麻,任憑牽引繩拉著,被冥河水肆意沖刷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一幕屬實壯觀,電魚都不一定能一波浮上來這么多魚啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星羅跟卡爾愣住,什么情況?
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察心中一緊,不是吧?惡霸幫這么拉的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                以他們的身體素質,在冥河中是能撐一段時間的,這才半個多小時怎么就浮上來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還浮上來這么多人?
                
            
            

            
                    
                眉頭緊鎖的柄察察不禁飛到冥河水面上查看,這些囚犯雖然一個個面色青黑,但身上都沒什么傷勢的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不應該啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “都干什么呢?勞作時間,誰讓你們摸魚的,都好好的裝什么死,全都給老子下去摸水晶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然鵝當即就有囚犯哇的一聲哭了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*??口??)“老婆跟別人跑了,孩子不隨我姓,我就是一個攪屎棍吶,老子不活了!嗚哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (;′??Д??`)“人間不值得!不直的啊!我已經沒有未來了,在進死獄那一刻,我就已經死了,我活著還有什么意義哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的惡霸幫囚犯們抱頭痛哭,眼淚跟呲水槍似的嗷嗷呲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                集體emo!
                
            
            

            
                    
                柄察察額頭青筋暴起:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°??)“老子還不知道人間不直的了?我管你們有沒有未來,想不想死的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “別在這兒跟老子哭喪,不想活了是吧?信不信老子現在就讓你們死?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “全都給我潛下去,不下去的,任務量加倍!都住冥河里吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間其展開雙臂,卷起數萬米高的冥河巨浪朝著眾人當頭拍下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡霸幫囚犯們一個個臉都白了,雖然emo到不想活了,但現在還不想死啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個被逼的紛紛入河下潛,躲避巨浪的拍擊!