熱血小說網 > 開局地攤賣大力 > 第2113章 阿就拿下

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                在江南一陣毒雞湯的炮轟之下,塔羅都被毒迷糊了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩跟波登也急了:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???┏益┓?? ?#)“老大!不要聽信他的讒言!清醒點啊!你還有我們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “弟兄們!一起上!撕碎了這王八蛋吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩顆巨型魚雷猛然炸開,鋪天蓋地一般的惡霸幫囚犯朝著四人包抄而來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,王有志跟蟲大蜣突然站了出來,怒吼一聲:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(ˊ口ˋ*)?“我來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見蟲大蜣破口大罵:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??口?)“清醒一點?是該清醒一點了!知道為什么塔羅這么護著你們么?不過是為了讓他的無妻徒刑增添一點樂趣罷了!滿漢全席聽說過沒啊你們?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “畢竟!兄弟就是用來干的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩波登紛紛吐血,紅著眼睛猙獰道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????(#)“放屁!才不是,我們惡霸幫都是過命的兄弟!等我們出獄…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣撇嘴:(????)“等你們出獄,就會發現老婆跟別人跑了,孩子隨別人姓了,曾辛辛苦苦打拼出來的事業,全都為別人做了嫁衣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “雙親已經入土!初戀嫁做人婦!沒人會記得一個爛在監獄里的人!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                雙重暴擊之下,惡霸幫的囚犯們臉都綠了,捂著胸口大口吐血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這特喵可真是破了大防了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||??3??)“噗哇~我說我老婆怎么很久不給我寄信了,原來…原來…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??口?)?“媽!孩兒不孝哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志淡淡道:(¬?¬)“是不是覺得你們被世界拋棄了?別這樣覺得!因為世界根本沒空搭理你們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過也別擔心,雖然一切都結束了,但等你們出獄,總會遇到這樣一個女孩,她溫柔體貼,漂亮大方,不嫌你窮,不嫌你丑,不要你的錢,也不要你的房!當然~也不要你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                薩摩:?(#??┏益┓??)?“啊~啊啊啊!不要!你不要再說了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志咧嘴一笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ?? ˉ?)“有些人出現在你們的生命中,其實就是為了告訴你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們好笨,而且好欺負!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:( ?° ?? ?°)?“就比如我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                波登:(?????|||)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                最后一刀,直插內心,刀刀致命,給惡霸幫全體成員插的遍體鱗傷,中毒頗深!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而王有志跟蟲大蜣則是一臉清爽,得意的看向惡霸幫大軍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼中滿是欣慰,不禁上前拍了拍王有志!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。???)?“你已經出師了,是一個合格的嘴強王者了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志興奮的不行,啊~這該死的成就感!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不愧我想了半個多小時的臺詞啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一個個惡霸幫的成員毒發,原本在冥河中生存就已經極為艱難了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                再加上毒雞湯的猛毒,哪里受的了這個?
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個個紛紛翻著白眼,朝著河面漂去…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ? ??|||)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的索吶則是一臉驚為天人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °?)“大師!還收徒么?你看我咋樣?有沒有被調教的潛質?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己要是學會了這等絕活,待到出獄,仙音灌耳,還有誰能阻我?
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅吐了口老血,一個暴栗就錘在了索吶的頭上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬?)“你特喵哪邊兒的?怎么能印賊作父?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老子的意志就像是鋼鐵一般堅不可摧,豈是他區區只言片語就能撼動的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “今天老子非得撕了你們幾個不可啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅晃了晃腦袋,再度朝著江南幾人沖了上去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                哇靠!這么強的么?如此強力的毒雞湯都沒能毒倒塔羅?
                
            
            

            
                    
                依舊還有戰斗力?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“黑鋼!黑鋼你趕緊罵啊?罵出去就好了!破他的防,把體內的毒素轉移到他身體里!快!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的黑鋼都快被毒暈了,被毒的直吐鐵汁,雖然不知道這是個什么原理,但罵就完了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●°? ? °?)“內…內個!塔羅你個大傻子!王八蛋!小欻欻!傻大個…嗯~嗯~三頭怪…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?_? )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:(-ι_- )…
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅被罵急眼了,朝著黑鋼就沖了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你說什么?有膽你就再說一遍,信不信老子把你頭揪下來當炮兒踩?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼都快被嚇哭了,雞湯作用過去,腦袋被冥河水沖的一團亂麻,根本想不出什么好詞兒啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(;?口?)?“你個菜雞,一輩子蹲大牢的命,你…你…救命啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼角直抽:“算了,也是為難這孩子了,認拉吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間拎著小馬扎直奔塔羅沖去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “大志配合!麻痹他丫的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                在這冥河之中,江南可沒這么多顧忌了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾人一同沖了上去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                冥河之中并沒有落腳點,所以瞬步不太好用,但其他幽冥八式的使用可不受阻礙!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而塔羅被毒雞湯荼毒,無論是反應速度,還是身體力量都大幅度下降!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也給了江南可乘之機,沖到了塔羅跟前,騎著他的脖頸,對著塔羅仨腦袋就是一陣狂輪,瘋狂開瓢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                砸的塔羅三頭飆血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而傷害卻有限,塔羅的身體素質不是一般的強悍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見塔羅怒吼著,抬手就朝著江南抓了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南磨牙:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(▼皿▼#) “是你逼我的啊!出來吧!馬筆!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨手掏出牛馬筆,調成馬筆模式,對著塔羅抓來的手臂就是一劃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見其整條手臂的材質都逐漸化為馬賽克,手臂動作僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整條手臂被江南直接從肩膀上拆了下來,丟向黑鋼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “接著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅滿眼驚駭,自己的手臂!怎么可能!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那究竟是什么鬼東西,竟然能輕易的破了自己的防?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1008]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等塔羅反應過來,江南馬筆連畫,給他剩下的五條手臂都打上了碼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                仿佛拆玩具一樣,全都給拆了下來,愣是把塔羅給拆成了一根光桿兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而薩摩跟波登則是一臉驚恐的看著這一幕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是這玩意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把我們的幸福都給馬賽克了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                若是江南想的話!整個人豈不是都能被打上碼?
                
            
            

            
                    
                見江南獰笑著朝這邊望來,薩摩跟波登一個激靈
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ益ˇ?????)“噗哇~走!快走!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅急了:“哎~你們…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見蟲大蜣猛的從塔羅身后沖來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “直搗黃龍千年殺!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一擊正中靶心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅的身子猛然繃直:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???|||)“啊呀~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其嘴巴大張,而王有志更是借此機會,中指直接戳進塔羅的鼻孔里,雙重麻痹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “拿下!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的黑鋼抱著六條手臂,一臉驚恐的望著這一幕,鐵汁狂吐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                惡霸幫的老大,就這么給拿下了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要這么殘暴啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅瘋狂掙扎,可身中劇毒不說,還被雙重麻痹,胳膊也全被卸了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果江南想的話,塔羅的三顆腦袋都能給打上碼啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這下算是徹底無力回天了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:(°?°〃)“怎么處理?弄死算球!不然肯定還來找咱們的麻煩!殺雞儆猴吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蟲大蜣一臉認同:“干掉惡霸幫的老大,你就是老大了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅滿眼的驚恐,瘋狂掙扎!你們可不能殺我啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我還有大計沒有實現,還有…
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1008]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南拄著下巴沉思:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ?ˇ?)“鯊了?還蠻可惜的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                若是能將塔羅帶出去,必定是一個超強戰斗力,而且其聲望也不是一般的高!
                
            
            

            
                    
                征服他遠比鯊掉來的劃算!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只不過需要一個過程罷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“話說,你們想不想開機甲?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                其眼睛綻放奪目光彩:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)?“機甲?還能開機甲的?要開要開!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南的目光落在了塔羅身上,桀桀直笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????‵)“這么強的身體素質,不當機甲開上一開有點可惜了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間掏出了雙子棒棒糖,將藍月亮強行塞進塔羅的嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后又將紅太陽遞給王有志!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們倆誰開?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志剛想答應,可突然想起了雙子棒棒糖的副作用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                事后可是會被反控的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南自己不開,叫我倆開?他挺筍啊他?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連蟲大蜣剛伸出去的手都被王有志拍回去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???? ?° ? ?°)“咳咳~我倆還是不開了,給黑鋼開吧,讓他過過手癮,我倆坐就行了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼指了指自己的鼻子滿眼懵批!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(o 口 o●)“欸?我開?怎么開?是我理解的那種開么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等黑鋼反應過來,江南就把紅太陽棒棒糖塞進黑鋼的嘴里了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剎那間,同步狀態啟動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                塔羅開始完全模仿黑鋼的動作,江南還把機甲的六只手臂給安了回去,解除了馬賽克!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的塔羅滿眼驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼!老子這到底是中了什么妖術,怎么無法控制自己的動作了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                他剛剛給老子吃的到底是什么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南拄著下巴:“唔~10米么?這駕駛室有點小啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又掏出一只鼠餅干塞進了塔羅的嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在鼠餅干的作用下,塔羅的身型瘋漲,轉眼就暴漲一百倍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                變成了身型一千米的三頭六臂大機甲,異常霸氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南上去就敲掉了塔羅三顆頭的大門牙,留出了三間駕駛室的觀察窗!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自塔羅的怨氣值+1009]×3
                
            
            

            
                    
                “三間駕駛室呢!你們去里邊駕駛好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的王有志跟蟲大蜣徹底瘋狂,一臉興奮的沖進了左右兩邊的駕駛室里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而黑鋼則是跑進了中間的駕駛室,一臉興奮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                戰斗力如此恐怖的大機甲,完全受自己控制么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這可真是太…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (|||?3?)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見塔羅三顆頭猛的吐出一口老血!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把剛爬進駕駛室里的蟲大蜣王有志全都從門牙縫子里噴了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王有志抹了把臉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬益¬#)“你小子干啥呢?能不能憋亂吐血?駕駛室里可還有人呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑鋼黑著臉:“不…不賴我啊,我…我這毒還沒解…”